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197 Near Disasters

Jun 06, 2009 20:28

A word of advice ( Read more... )

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winewomenand June 7 2009, 00:58:05 UTC

Nothing a little Lysol toilet bowl cleaner won't fix in a half an hour, Niko.

cal_sitter June 7 2009, 01:00:04 UTC

Might I once again point out it's already dead?

winewomenand June 7 2009, 01:01:05 UTC

The undead fear nothing quite so much as fire and a bottle of bleach.

cal_sitter June 7 2009, 01:02:18 UTC

Which begs the question of why we never visit Wahanket with either.

winewomenand June 7 2009, 01:04:28 UTC

Come on, he was hardly worse than dear Abby.

cal_sitter June 7 2009, 01:08:58 UTC

Abbagor wouldn't have thought to resurrect Sawney Beane.

winewomenand June 7 2009, 01:10:22 UTC

Technicalities. Hank had a better vocabulary and a more sparkling personality going for him. On the other hand, they're both dead, so they have that in common.

cal_sitter June 7 2009, 01:17:38 UTC

Yet Abbagor has had the decency to remain dead, whereas Wahanket continues to sulk and scheme in the basement.

winewomenand June 7 2009, 01:28:56 UTC

And?

cal_sitter June 7 2009, 01:36:14 UTC

How often has something that's tried to kill us once stayed away if we left it mobile?

winewomenand June 7 2009, 01:41:50 UTC

We're alive, that's the important fact at the end of any day, more important than anything else. We can kill him again if he becomes an irritant.

cal_sitter June 7 2009, 01:56:58 UTC

Before or after he makes a dog for you to match the cat?

winewomenand June 7 2009, 02:05:17 UTC

Right. That is my new project. How does one kill a mummy and make it stick. I don't need any elk ending up on my mattress.

cal_sitter June 7 2009, 02:09:46 UTC

Don't let Salome hear you. I don't want to find her colluding with the undead fish in the bathroom at bedtime.

winewomenand June 7 2009, 02:17:30 UTC

Salome doesn't believe in collusion, only satisfaction. She'll have his head on a platter if he tries anything.

cal_sitter June 7 2009, 02:24:44 UTC

She'll fall in the toilet if she tries anything. Do you think she's waterproof?

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