197 Near Disasters

Jun 06, 2009 20:28

A word of advice.

Never strap explosives to a ghoul. It's tacky.

I'd rather not know what's gotten into the City today, but I've disarmed at least a dozen rotting, moaning creatures since 6:00 AM, brushed past Boggle's oversized cousin at the beach on my morning run, and removed twenty-odd clumsily engineered traps from my places of business before returning home for a shower.

At the moment, I believe the fish Cal flushed when he was five is plotting revenge from the toilet. How it got there from South Carolina is a mystery that I fear will never be solved, though I'm impressed. Freddy's very active for a piranha that's been dead thirteen years.

mr miyagi = pwned, management, sets off metal detectors at 100 feet, i love my katana, ninja, where does he hide all those swords, super sexy boogeyman slayer, curse, responsible grown up, b-rated curse, ghouls, freddy the piranha, cal, boggles, plays with sharp objects, body is a temple, buddha-loving bad ass

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