189 Near Disasters

May 11, 2009 21:14

I have a proposal.

For the next two weeks, I will not 1) do anyone else's laundry, 2) cook anyone else's meals, 3) clean anyone else's floor, or 4) put anyone else's things away. If you want to eat, smell like the living, walk through your bedroom without twisting your ankle, or cook dinner without setting the apartment on fire, you can take care of these problems yourselves.

The bathroom will remain a shared responsibility in the interest of public health. Namely mine.

I'll be meditating if you need to find me and request clarification.

at least one leandros can cook, he's using all his zen right now, listen to my words grasshopper, responsible grown up, mental discipline, neat freak, cal, strict task master, buddha-loving bad ass, goodfellow, all about the meditation

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