Haiku-tastic.

[cakemage]

Semester is done.
Therapy is going well.
Dachshund snores softly.

Want female Eevee
So many male hatchlings, blerg.
Just need one more girl.

Mudcrabs, disgusting.
Argonian kills them, then
steals an Elder Scroll.

Tomorrow, barn-time
With my gray gelding princess
He's too fabulous.

My next fic project
Dachshunds in space. You heard right.
Voyager's greatest trial.

ETA:
Female Eevee get!
Her name: Tequila. Fits theme.
Her fate: Leafeon.