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[romcomedian]

[Guess who's busy polish one of his TRUSTY BLACK ORACLES?

This douchebag.]

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[foretolds]

[That douchebag... Is...

What is this.

Terezi is approaching, sniffing very audibly!]

[romcomedian]

[What is this? What is THAT?

Karkat is stopping everything he's doing and staring. UN....SURE? THAT CAN'T BE WHO HE THINKS IT IS.]

...

[foretolds]

[Whatever Terezi is just marching on over, leaning forward and sniiiffing.

It smells like Karkat. Mostly. But there is something very notably off.]

Karkat?

[romcomedian]

[Leeeeaning away, but only a little, because while it sounds and kind of looks and kind of acts like Terezi THIS IS SO BACKWARDS.

Finally, he swallows and works up the nut to ask. Hopefully she won't try and suck one of his eyeballs out of their sockets like spagetti.]

Terezi, I mean this in the most unoffensive way as possible, but what the ACTUAL FUCK are you wearing?

[allies]

[ STARES.

JUST. STARES. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. ]

[romcomedian]

[STARES BACK.

UH.

WHAT IS THIS SHIT?]

--what the fuck?

[allies]

Please don't tell me you are who I think you are.

[romcomedian]

What's that supposed to mean? Who else would I be? Who are you?

I mean, I knew I had fans, but this is fucking ridiculous. And kind of creepy-stalker-esque.

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

CURRENT arachnidsGrip [CAG] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board 8ooooooooring.

CAG: Oh, would you look at this?
CAG: Guess Vantas isn't the only one who can make these dum8 memos.
CAG: So using these 8ullshit memos makes me a gr8 leader, right?
CAG: Hahahahahahahaha. So lame!

[foretolds]

CURRENT gallowsCalibrator [CGC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGC: 4CTU4LLY 1T R3QU1R3S R3SP3CT!
CGC: 1 SUPPOS3 YOU W1LL JUST N3V3R H4V3 TH3 OPPORTUN1TY TO L34D >:]

[romcomedian]

CURRENT cunningGangewifre [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CCG: WOW WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?
CCG: STOP EM8ARRASSING YOURSELF, SERKET, AND STEP OFF MY COLOR.

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

CAG: Excuse me????????
CAG: Don't tell me you fiiiiiiiinally got so insecure that you've stooped to using a high8lood's color to make yourself feel 8etter, Vantas.
CAG: I mean, not that I 8lame you for wanting my color. It's pretty gr8.

[respaces]

[Headtilt!]

Karkat? Why are you all dressed up?

[romcomedian]

Wow, after all that effort to keep to myself, you find me anyway.

[Squint.]

Since when was green your thing?

[respaces]

What?

[She glances down at her shirt.]

I've always typed in green. What are you even talking about?

[romcomedian]

[Pointing at her eyes and at her shirt.]

Pretty sure those were red. Can't speak for the eyes though -- you always hide them for some unknown reason.

That wasn't an invitation to tell the story either.

[romcomedian]

Oh gog, not another one. Whatever you want, I don't have it.

[romcomedian]

[Giving him the once over.]

You look much less retarded than I remember. Which one were you again? The kid with the dog, right?