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[romcomedian]

[Guess who's busy polish one of his TRUSTY BLACK ORACLES?

This douchebag.]

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[respaces]

[Headtilt!]

Karkat? Why are you all dressed up?

[romcomedian]

Wow, after all that effort to keep to myself, you find me anyway.

[Squint.]

Since when was green your thing?

[respaces]

What?

[She glances down at her shirt.]

I've always typed in green. What are you even talking about?

[romcomedian]

[Pointing at her eyes and at her shirt.]

Pretty sure those were red. Can't speak for the eyes though -- you always hide them for some unknown reason.

That wasn't an invitation to tell the story either.

[respaces]

If this is some sort of joke it is really lame!

[She reaches out to grab his arm.]

We're supposed to watch a movie tonight, remember? So stop being such a fuckass!

[romcomedian]

Lady, if you wrinkle this jacket, I will have your head.

[His hand his over her's now.]

I've barely even spoken to you, why the hell would we be watching a movie?

[respaces]

Oh my god you are being so annoying! Because we always do.

[romcomedian]

I. What? You're not making any sense!

[Trying to pull her hand off.]

You have three seconds.

[respaces]

[She pulls her hand away with a scoff.]

Three seconds until what?

[romcomedian]

[Oh good, he doesn't have to hurt her.]

Now we don't have to find out.

[respaces]

You are being even more obnoxious than usual! What is wrong with you?

[romcomedian]

What's wrong with you? When did watching movies ever become a thing we did? I've barely spoken to you!

[respaces]

[She plants her hands on her hips.]

Now this joke is just getting mean! You've been bugging me forever!

[romcomedian]

No seriously, I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

[respaces]

[She's just... Eyeing him... Suspiciously.]

[romcomedian]

[DEADEYES]

I really don't have a reason to lie.