I'm home! =) We left Washington at 9am on Tuesday and got here at 3 am on Wednesday. (We drove straight through with no overnight stops.)It's strange being home. I felt like when I got here everyone will have moved on without me but I find myself having to slow down so that they can catch up with me. It's almost like someone threw a wrench in my ( Read more... )

I will own guitar hero this I promise ( Read more... )

"Well sir it seems that her vibrator overheated and caught the bed on fire ( Read more... )

I just got a phone call from someone. The conversation went like this ( Read more... )

My son is hungry, I'm $500 in the hole, and everyday I'm here I hate you a little more.

This is not how I saw my life.

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my child is in the living room singing in Spainish. I have not idea what he saying. The child is not supposed to be smarter than the parent. This is depressing. No it's funny. Very funny. What does sube mean? Stupid Dora

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I found this article and about died.

( the federal government could save a lot of money by simply buying goth kids bright clothes and happy music )

My child is nuts

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