Okay, yesterday. At work. Around two o'clock. I know you guys all were there, so I know you couldn't have possibly missed it. There was a customer that came in, you know the one I'm talking about. For those of you who are retarded (this is directed at you, Tobi), it was that big, fat thing dressed in bright pink and blue and neon orange wearing ( Read more... )

I think there might be something living in my apartment. I hear it crawling around at night but I never see it. Mind you, I can't see the floor either, un. (because of all the clothes... yeah...) BUT IT'S THERE. Believe me. And it's started to eat all the carcases Jashin has left on my doorstep. Which is disturbing ( Read more... )

So I was eating supper today (I made enough chicken pot pie to feed a freakin' family, un. Half of it went to the incompetent one- Itachi, I mean.) and I realized that I wished I could eat more, yeah. 'Cause I just love food. All kinds of food. And I love eatin' even more. Very greedy of me, I know. But I was starved as a kid, un ( Read more... )

 I just saw this documentary on WWII on TV... ATOMIC BOMBS ARE AWESOME, UN! Maybe not when they're killing people, but did you see the mushroom cloud! It was beyond beautiful, yeah.