The End of the Chinchilla
Okay... I don't know quite what happened.... it was so fast.... I just know that... Well, here is what I remember:
So I got up this morning and got ready and the door was open and I was getting on my shoes to go to work... And found the chinchilla. In my shoe, un.
Of course, I screamed and chucked the shoe out into the hallway, yeah. The chinchilla scrambled out of it (don't ask me how it fit its huge ass in my shoe. I'm only size eight for God's sake!) and ran down the hall. Naturally, I went to chase it. I got it cornered in front of a door.... But then said door opened and it slipped inside!
And then all I hear is: "What the FUCK are you doing in front of my house again, BLONDIE?!"
It was that dude from the fire-escape fiasco, un! I just stuttered out something or other and ran back down the hallway. I was halfway to the cafe when I realized I was still missing one shoe. (that's why I was late today, yeah.)
So I got rid of the chinchilla... But now it's living in Whatshisface's apartment.
...
Don't know whether to be happy or worried, un.
So I got up this morning and got ready and the door was open and I was getting on my shoes to go to work... And found the chinchilla. In my shoe, un.
Of course, I screamed and chucked the shoe out into the hallway, yeah. The chinchilla scrambled out of it (don't ask me how it fit its huge ass in my shoe. I'm only size eight for God's sake!) and ran down the hall. Naturally, I went to chase it. I got it cornered in front of a door.... But then said door opened and it slipped inside!
And then all I hear is: "What the FUCK are you doing in front of my house again, BLONDIE?!"
It was that dude from the fire-escape fiasco, un! I just stuttered out something or other and ran back down the hallway. I was halfway to the cafe when I realized I was still missing one shoe. (that's why I was late today, yeah.)
So I got rid of the chinchilla... But now it's living in Whatshisface's apartment.
...
Don't know whether to be happy or worried, un.