Feb 15, 2008 19:52
Okay... Alright...
I know what has been living in my house. And it isn't pretty. Not at all, un. Not at all.
IT'S A FUCKING CHINCILLA. A CHINCHILLA, yeah.
I HATE CHINCHILLAS!!!!
Like, what was God thinking when he made those things? 'Oh! I need to make another animal.... hmm.. I know! Let's make one that looks like an oversized rat with a bad attitude!!'
IT WAS IN ONE OF MY GLASS CUPS. INSIDE IT. STUFFED INSIDE. What would you think if you opened your cupboard and all you see is A HUGE RAT HISSING AT YOU. INSIDE A GLASS THAT IT SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO FIT IN, YEAH?!
Someone help me get it out. PLEASE.
help me,
chinchilla,
omg,
mystery being