I feel like I just slogged through the Sahara
If the Sahara had fryers and creepy cooks, that is. I spent a glorious 8 hours working at "The Dunn" today...since it was 98 outside, it was about 120 inside...mmmmm...I love stewing! So of course, since I was already in a super mood, I got to work with these two CREEPS who rated each girl who worked there on a 1-10 scale while I was standing there...of me, all I heard was that I was "Quite the looker"...or maybe "Quite the hooker", I could be wrong.
So this dude Bo is an 18 y/o high school dropout who wears a cowboy hat all day. He saw Katie Furman when she stopped to see me and immmediately asked if she was single and if she "liked cowboys". I told him that she had had a "very bad experience with a cowboy" and now hated them all. I am becoming quite the accomplished liar, no joke. Then he informed me that I "wasn't stuckup, just mean"...no man, I'm not mean...I'm just ignoring your insanely sexist comments. He also sang country songs all day...I sort of wanted to die.
Luckily, my next 8 hour shift is with Paul and Bobby-both eminently more
bearable than Bo. Whose name suits him well. I am absolutely positively beyond tired now..so sadly, it's 10:30 and I'm going to bed.
Night all, sleep tight.
Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I put in?
And you won't be angry?
I will NOT be angry.
Abby someone.
Abby someone... Abby who?
Abby... Normal.
Abby Normal?
I'm almost sure that was the name.
Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?!! IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE TELLING ME?
Young Frankenstein
So this dude Bo is an 18 y/o high school dropout who wears a cowboy hat all day. He saw Katie Furman when she stopped to see me and immmediately asked if she was single and if she "liked cowboys". I told him that she had had a "very bad experience with a cowboy" and now hated them all. I am becoming quite the accomplished liar, no joke. Then he informed me that I "wasn't stuckup, just mean"...no man, I'm not mean...I'm just ignoring your insanely sexist comments. He also sang country songs all day...I sort of wanted to die.
Luckily, my next 8 hour shift is with Paul and Bobby-both eminently more
bearable than Bo. Whose name suits him well. I am absolutely positively beyond tired now..so sadly, it's 10:30 and I'm going to bed.
Night all, sleep tight.
Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I put in?
And you won't be angry?
I will NOT be angry.
Abby someone.
Abby someone... Abby who?
Abby... Normal.
Abby Normal?
I'm almost sure that was the name.
Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?!! IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE TELLING ME?
Young Frankenstein