An Abbreviated NaNovel

Jun 25, 2010 16:08

I've just discovered the Autosummarise feature in Word. I've never had a use for it before now, but I've been fiddling with things and I have discovered that I'm very easily amused.

I told it to condense all 100,067 words of my NaNo story, Perfect Circle into 100 words and I got the following:
"Liv." "Liv." Liv nodded. Liv sighed. "Stephen!" Stephen." Liv smiled. Stephen nodded. Liv asked. Liv finished. Liv asked.

"Thanks Stephen. "Liv?" "Stephen?"

Liv said. "Liv... "Liv, please. "Please, Stephen. Liv nodded. "Liv?" Stephen sighed. "Liv." Stephen nodded. Liv muttered.

Stephen offered. "Stephen?" Liv hesitated. Stephen sighed. Liv nodded. Stephen stopped. Stephen nodded. Stephen smiled.

Liv sighed. Liv replied. "I'm Liv." Liv nodded. Liv paused. Liv? Stephen nodded. "Yeah, Liv's boss. Stephen hesitated. "Liv. Now? Liv nodded. "Liv?" Liv nodded. Liv sighed. "Liv... Liv's a friend." Stephen hesitated. Stephen nodded. Liv asked.

Stephen smiled. "Liv? Liv sighed. Stephen understood.

Stephen.

Guess who the main characters are. ;-)

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