I worked from seven in the morning to three in the afternoon today, somehow didn't get home until 3:45, and after making all of these grand plans to go out and just be out of the house because didn't I just get out while it's still daylight outside, I immediately passed out on my bed in my work clothes for the next four hours. And then Andrew ( Read more... )

Dear Kitty,

I bought a full sized bed so that I might enjoy the benefits of space and comfort. I did not upgrade from a twin so that you could sleep smack dab in the middle every night and push me off to one side that is, consequently, smaller than any twin mattress. Please fix immediately.

Love With A Hint Of Annoyed,
Me.

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