IMPORTANT LONDON UPDATE:

I SAW IAN MCKELLEN NAKED.

HE HAS A HUGE WANG.

"AY, EVERY INCH A KING"
- King Lear, act 4 scene vi

LONDON

is amazing

but I don't have time to talk about it

because I'm busy doing amazing things.

Except for driving on the wrong side of the road, weird toilets, and the fact that most pubs close very early, THIS COUNTRY IS FUCKING AWESOME IN EVERY WAY. Can't wait to tell everybody all about it when I'm back!

Off to London today! I won't have cell-ability while I'm there, so if you need to reach me the phone at my flat is 020 7693 5341, but it's better just to email me. Back in the States on the 13th. Toodleloo!