GOOD MORNING STARSHINE! :D The Earth says hello--*PUNCH!!*

[cagedbydestiny]

[At about 3AM this morning, Neji ever-so-eloquently threw up into his side drawer. But he did it with class and grace, god damn it. He then rolled over after slamming the stupid thing shut--he'd deal with it in the morning when the walls and floor weren't spinning

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[ichaichajounin]

Y'ello?

.. [coughs, remembers that is not how the Principal is meant to answer phone calls -.-]

Er Good Morning, this is Hatake Kakashi of Ninja High, how may I help you this morning- [feel free to stop his babbling at any time]

[cagedbydestiny]

Oh my god shutuppppppp.... [whine]

Kakashi-sensei I'm not coming to school fuck you. I feel like shit. Please have Sai bring me my homework... [miserable groan--ohhh boy his stomach just turned again...]

[ichaichajounin]

[he knows that tone of voice] Neji?

... [listens, he does actually sound kinda sick] And what is wrong with you exactly?

[cagedbydestiny]

...I threw up in my desk drawer at like 3AM. And I woke up in a cold sweat and my forehead feels like someone's holding a lighter to it and burning the flesh off...

Will you have Sai bring me my homework? And can you get one of the other students to look after him and keep fucking Sasuke away from him? Like Naruto or something?

[ichaichajounin]

...Okay. There is actually something like that going around the school. You will probably be ill for the rest of the week.

.....I will make sure your work is given to Sai. I am pretty sure he can take care of himself in school though. Although its kinda new for you to be so caring Neji. You do have feelings after all!

[cagedbydestiny]

Don't be stupid Kakashi-sensei. I have feelings. I just choose not to broadcast them... [rubs forehead]

Oh fuck meeeee... the rest of the week?? [groan] My boyfriend is going to get raped or something... or stolen away.

[ichaichajounin]

Hn. So Sai is your boyfriend huh?

...Nobody is going to get raped Neji,and I highly doubt he will get stolen either. Just concentrate on getting better.

[cagedbydestiny]

DUH.

What. You think I've been forcing him to make out with me or something? I really, really like him. I wrote all that nice shit about him on the paper for detention and I meant it...

...You better not let him get taken away from me! I'm entrusting you with this Kakashi-sensei! Don't let me down.

[ichaichajounin]

okay okay, no need to get so defensive...

[sighs] okay. I will keep an eye on things here, alright? And I will be forwarding any work to Sai, to bring to you after school. Right?

[cagedbydestiny]

...Thank you.

Yes please.

....OhshitIgottagoI'mgonnapukeagain--BLEAAAURRRGHH!!

[ichaichajounin]

... [holds the phone away from his ear because that is disgusting]

....okay go take care of yourself. Try to get it in the bathroom next time..

[cagedbydestiny]

....I fuckin' hate my life...

[dial tone]