Grah with a Side of Blargh
My brother has been nursing a bad case of bronchitis for the past four days, and I've done everything possible to avoid catching his germs. Next time I'll just go have him spit in my mouth -- it'll have the same effect as trying to stay healthy. I woke up this morning with a raging fever; every muscle in my body aches, and I can't stop coughing.
Most of my professors respond to their e-mails in record time, but I have one who most likely witnessed the Pleistocene and thus has limited knowledge of this thing called the internet. I had to call him.
Me: I wod be in t'day.
Prof: Excuse me?
Me: I hab 'nchitis.
Prof: You sound just awful.
Me: Ib sic!
So that was fun. Additionally, I've been battling with GPC, the community college at which I took a few courses during summer, because the rat bastards double-billed my scholarship, causing UGA to cut my money and demand I pay them thousands of dollars in cash! And this happened to several other transient students. So what day does the president of GPC call me personally? The day it feels like I swallowed razor blades.
FML.
Most of my professors respond to their e-mails in record time, but I have one who most likely witnessed the Pleistocene and thus has limited knowledge of this thing called the internet. I had to call him.
Me: I wod be in t'day.
Prof: Excuse me?
Me: I hab 'nchitis.
Prof: You sound just awful.
Me: Ib sic!
So that was fun. Additionally, I've been battling with GPC, the community college at which I took a few courses during summer, because the rat bastards double-billed my scholarship, causing UGA to cut my money and demand I pay them thousands of dollars in cash! And this happened to several other transient students. So what day does the president of GPC call me personally? The day it feels like I swallowed razor blades.
FML.