EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I am over at Aarons hanging out and everything's cool. Then I have to go the bathroom and in the corner is a spider. It wasn't a monster or hairy or anything extroidinary but I got freaked out. I know that I cannot have a-live-and-let-live policy with bugs, once they've been spotted they have to die. If I know they are still around I will be looking for them all the time. So I go to get Aaron so he can kill the fucker. He doesn't see and gives up, but I know its still out there ready to jump me when I'm not paying attention. I grab his shoe and go in the bathroom and there it is in the same spot. I take aim and smack it...it doesn't die. By this point I'm shaking and I can feel my heart pounding in my ears but I try again and IT STILL DOESN'T DIE. Now I'm crying and I can't breathe right and I hear Lee laughing in the living room and Aaron is telling me to just kill it. It takes me a few minutes to calm down enough to try again and FINALLY I squish it. I have to stand in the bathtub for a while before I come out because I'm starting to hyperventilate and I can't stop crying. How embarrassing! Anyway, it took me 30 min to unfreak-out and now I'm starting to tear up as I write this. This is the worst I've ever reacted to a spider. ok the end.