Surreal soup.
Tonight, I made soup. Disturbingly, the soup was good. I thus post the (admittedly insane) recipe.
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Surreal Soup.
1 handful white button mushrooms, fresh
1 can stewed tomatoes w/basil
1 can peas
1 can tuna
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon Worchestershire sauce
A saucepan, a stirring spoon; these things are good.
Slice the mushrooms into quarters, and put them in the saucepan with the sauce and a cup of water. Start them sauteeing. Open and drain the peas and tuna. Add to the saucepan. Open the tomatoes. Add to the saucepan. Add salt. Cook until you think it looks like food. Eat. Assuming your cat lets you have any, which isn't a guarantee.
Surprisingly tasty and good for you, and it didn't turn into a killer lizard and go for my throat, so I think I'm doing reasonably well.
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Surreal Soup.
1 handful white button mushrooms, fresh
1 can stewed tomatoes w/basil
1 can peas
1 can tuna
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon Worchestershire sauce
A saucepan, a stirring spoon; these things are good.
Slice the mushrooms into quarters, and put them in the saucepan with the sauce and a cup of water. Start them sauteeing. Open and drain the peas and tuna. Add to the saucepan. Open the tomatoes. Add to the saucepan. Add salt. Cook until you think it looks like food. Eat. Assuming your cat lets you have any, which isn't a guarantee.
Surprisingly tasty and good for you, and it didn't turn into a killer lizard and go for my throat, so I think I'm doing reasonably well.