Oh, those stars...
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): In astrology, the word "quincunx" refers to a relationship characterized by creative tension. Two planets that are in quincunx are like two people who have a certain odd affinity for each other but don't speak the same language. Imagine an Italian woman and an American man meeting at a party and experiencing an immediate chemistry, even though each can barely understand what the other is saying. I bring this up, Capricorn, because these days you're in a quincunx dynamic with pretty much the whole world. To keep frustration to a minimum and enhance the excitement quotient, you should try to crack some of the foreign codes you're surrounded by.
...well, all right, then. Given that I spend a great deal of time baffled by the strange creatures around me and their wacky ways, this is somewhat disturbingly accurate. I suppose it's time to do some more work at learning to speak human. Weird things, humans. Maybe if I just look harmless and feed them, they won't eat me.
...well, all right, then. Given that I spend a great deal of time baffled by the strange creatures around me and their wacky ways, this is somewhat disturbingly accurate. I suppose it's time to do some more work at learning to speak human. Weird things, humans. Maybe if I just look harmless and feed them, they won't eat me.