Comments | cadhla: Television math.

cadhla

Television math.

Jan 25, 2009 19:56

1. I have just finished season two of Regenesis.

2. I have not felt like this since the end of season one of The West Wing.

3. I cannot find magical television elves to give me the beginning of season three.

4. Canada is evil.

ETA: The magical television elves are giving me seasons three and four. The world may now continue.

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Comments 14

technoshaman January 26 2009, 04:02:25 UTC

Canada is *not* evil. They simply don't make excellent telly fast enough. If they were evil, we wouldn't have allisona or ohiblather or jodimuse or pondside or hsifyppah.... oh, wait, I dunno about that last one. :) :) :) :)

wcg January 26 2009, 04:12:23 UTC

No magic television elves here, but perhaps this can distract you?

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

They can't be evil... maverick_weirdo January 26 2009, 04:19:30 UTC

Because I have it from the best of authorities that "They don't wear clothes in Canada"

How could they be evil without clothes?

Re: They can't be evil... dornbeast January 26 2009, 04:27:26 UTC

If you think evil requires clothing to operate effectively, you need to reconsider your opinion of evil.

Re: They can't be evil... dan_ad_nauseam January 26 2009, 06:02:47 UTC

Oh dear. That line scans to Bob Franke's "The Roads Are Long in Canada."

dornbeast January 26 2009, 04:31:13 UTC

Are you sure that Canada is evil? I'd point out Canada's ability to keep a proper population of magical television elves as a possible concern here.

canadianevil January 26 2009, 04:55:44 UTC

Mwahahahaha.

cadhla January 26 2009, 04:58:55 UTC

Dammit, I NEED TO KNOW WHO LIVES!

canadianevil January 26 2009, 05:06:31 UTC

It's a secret. A Canadian secret!