Song: The Terror from the Alintangy Wood.
When the monster came a'shamblin
We were really quite surprised,
It was big and it was ugly,
And we quickly recognized
That our happy little city
Was a monster-style buffet,
And I'm not ashamed to tell you
That we quickly ran away --
It was the Terror from the Alintangy Wood,
And there's not a chance it meant to do us good.
It had far too many teeth,
With poison suckers underneath,
And I don't believe it was misunderstood.
It was the Terror from the Alintangy Wood.
Now the thing about a small town
Is there are no strangers here;
We met up behind the liquor store
And said, 'The answer's clear:
It's between us and the monster,
There's no way we both can thrive...'
And then it crashed out of the dark
And ate the football team alive!
"JOHNNY!"
It was the Attack of the Terror from the Alintangy Wood,
And it swallowed half the high school where they stood.
It came with fangs and ooze and claws,
It violated nature's laws,
And it was eating every single thing it could.
It was the Attack of the Terror from the Alintangy Wood.
Pretty Suzie start screaming
As her boyfriend got devoured,
Then she took off for the monster
Like her feet were rocket-powered.
It was undeterred by bullets,
It was unconcerned by steel,
But an angry high school senior
Cut it down with one high heel...
"Who knew?"
It was the Death of the Attack of the Terror from the Alintangy Wood,
And we thought that we were rid of it for good,
Though pretty Suzie was distraught,
We prayed the thing would be forgot --
Where it came from we just never understood.
It was the Death of the Attack of the Terror from the Alintangy Wood
Well, we chopped that monster's head off
And we burned it into ash,
And then we took the mess and buried it
With Mrs. Murphy's trash.
But it was barely six months later,
With a full moon on the rise,
That we heard an awful crashing
And we got a big surprise...
"OH NO!"
It was the Return of the Death of the Attack of the Terror from the Alintangy Wood!
Just how can we get rid of it for good?
It seems the danger's not decreased,
Although the monster was deceased,
And now it's eating Mrs. Murphy's neighborhood!
It's the Return of the Death of the Attack of the Terror from the Alintangy Wood!
Well, that's where the story started,
It's been getting worse from there.
Every time we think it's over,
It returns -- it's just not fair.
Now it's almost monster season,
There's a cold wind blowin' in.
Grab your chainsaw and your shotgun
If you want to save your skin...
From...
The Revenge of the Son of the Bride of the Resurrection of the Return of the Death of the Attack of the Terror from the Alingtangy--
"Okay. Now we're just getting silly."
We were really quite surprised,
It was big and it was ugly,
And we quickly recognized
That our happy little city
Was a monster-style buffet,
And I'm not ashamed to tell you
That we quickly ran away --
It was the Terror from the Alintangy Wood,
And there's not a chance it meant to do us good.
It had far too many teeth,
With poison suckers underneath,
And I don't believe it was misunderstood.
It was the Terror from the Alintangy Wood.
Now the thing about a small town
Is there are no strangers here;
We met up behind the liquor store
And said, 'The answer's clear:
It's between us and the monster,
There's no way we both can thrive...'
And then it crashed out of the dark
And ate the football team alive!
"JOHNNY!"
It was the Attack of the Terror from the Alintangy Wood,
And it swallowed half the high school where they stood.
It came with fangs and ooze and claws,
It violated nature's laws,
And it was eating every single thing it could.
It was the Attack of the Terror from the Alintangy Wood.
Pretty Suzie start screaming
As her boyfriend got devoured,
Then she took off for the monster
Like her feet were rocket-powered.
It was undeterred by bullets,
It was unconcerned by steel,
But an angry high school senior
Cut it down with one high heel...
"Who knew?"
It was the Death of the Attack of the Terror from the Alintangy Wood,
And we thought that we were rid of it for good,
Though pretty Suzie was distraught,
We prayed the thing would be forgot --
Where it came from we just never understood.
It was the Death of the Attack of the Terror from the Alintangy Wood
Well, we chopped that monster's head off
And we burned it into ash,
And then we took the mess and buried it
With Mrs. Murphy's trash.
But it was barely six months later,
With a full moon on the rise,
That we heard an awful crashing
And we got a big surprise...
"OH NO!"
It was the Return of the Death of the Attack of the Terror from the Alintangy Wood!
Just how can we get rid of it for good?
It seems the danger's not decreased,
Although the monster was deceased,
And now it's eating Mrs. Murphy's neighborhood!
It's the Return of the Death of the Attack of the Terror from the Alintangy Wood!
Well, that's where the story started,
It's been getting worse from there.
Every time we think it's over,
It returns -- it's just not fair.
Now it's almost monster season,
There's a cold wind blowin' in.
Grab your chainsaw and your shotgun
If you want to save your skin...
From...
The Revenge of the Son of the Bride of the Resurrection of the Return of the Death of the Attack of the Terror from the Alingtangy--
"Okay. Now we're just getting silly."