Why Seanan should remember not to wear low-cut V-neck shirts.

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Lilly likes to sit on my lap, lean against my body, and bury her head against me in the mornings, as part of a cunning feline plan to Convince Mommy Not To Go.

I'm wearing a low-cut V-neck blouse today.

Every time I try to remove the cat, she just bites onto my bra and clings.

This would be hellish, if it weren't so damn funny.