Sponsorship, September 28th: The Flashback Sequence!
Title: Velveteen vs. The Flashback Sequence, Part I.
Summary: It's not easy staying a retired superhero -- but how does a perfectly normal girl from Clayton, California wind up joining and leaving The Junior Super Patriots, West Coast Division, by the age of eighteen? It's time for a secret origin. With teddy bears.
This was the sponsorship story for September 28th, sponsored by Lola. Plague delayed publication.
***
The drive from Red Bluff to Eureka, California took several hours, largely because traffic had slowed to an inexplicable crawl for almost fifty miles. Velma sat behind the wheel and fumed, trying to distract herself by coming up with more and more unlikely causes for the delay. She'd just reached 'alien cows have landed and are demanding reparations for the slaughter of their colonists' when things started moving again. She hit the gas, all thoughts of colonist cattle forgotten in her urge to find a truck stop where she could get food, coffee, and a much-needed nap before continuing on towards Oregon.
The Good Time Gas-n-Go truck stop was like a gift from God, appearing on the side of the highway in all its tacky neon glory about fifteen miles outside the Eureka city limits. Truck stops always had the biggest portions at the smallest prices, largely due to supply and demand; truckers demanded a hell of a lot of food, and were willing to supply a minimal amount of cash for the privilege. At the same time, truckers generally didn't demand high-quality or healthy meals, as long as the cooking was good and there was plenty of ketchup available. Velma pulled into one of the few open parking spaces and made her way inside, dreams of giant cheeseburgers dancing in her head.
Unsurprisingly, the television over the bar in the Good Time Gas-n-Go was turned to the results show for the latest Junior Super Patriots, West Coast Division 'talent search,' giving the patrons their first official look at the newest members of the team. Velma knew that the recorded announcements that accompanied their unveiling would be so much vapid bullshit, all of it designed to make the viewing audience overlook the fact that they only needed new team members because they'd managed to break the old ones. Rookie members of The Junior Super Patriots, West Coast Division only had about a fifty-two percent survival rate.
Such was the life of the professional superhero. There was a reason that Velma had decided to get out of it. Several reasons, actually, only eight of which were related to the fact that she'd buried six people she actually sort of liked by the time she turned sixteen.
At least the sound on the television was turned off, and she wouldn't have to listen to that god-awful theme song.
Velma ordered a stack of pancakes, a plate of country ham, coffee, and an overnight stay in the diner's attached no-tell motel. Portland could wait long enough for her to get a nap. If it couldn't, Portland could damn well take delivery of her corpse. She was on the road, she was out of Red Bluff, out of everywhere she'd ever been, and she was leaving everything -- every scrap of spandex, every stupid theme song -- behind her. Everything.
The pancakes were delicious.
*
The age of power manifestation varies from hero to hero, depending on their type of origin. A magical hero like The Princess could manifest at just about any time, depending on when they run afoul of whatever magical doo-dah decides it needs them to be its new best buddy. A scientific hero generally manifests after a crippling injury, or after they get their hands on some hypertech from the sixteenth dimension. Mutants manifest whenever they damn well feel like it. After subverting the human genome to your own surreal ends, slinging fireballs just sort of happens when it happens.
As a natural mutant who'd been exposed to still-unknown radiation and an exotic pathogen at the same time, Velma was officially classed as an 'enhanced mutant,' that horrible middle step between 'mutant' and 'enhanced human.' With a freaky label and an effectively useless power, she'd never really qualified for any of the legal help that the mutant and enhanced human political lobbies controlled. They just kept bouncing her between them like a funky-looking rubber ball stuffed into a pink and brown spandex super-suit.
Velma's powers actually manifested for the first time at seven-sixteen in the morning on a Saturday when her father was in jail on yet another minor assault charge, and her mother was sleeping off the drinking binge to end all drinking binges. Velma was six, and not yet allowed to use the kitchen on her own, no matter how hungry she happened to be. The Power Rangers were on TV, fighting a bad guy who could talk to lizards and make them attack people for him, which was wicked cool. After that would come the latest episode of The Super Patriots, where cartoons made from really real superheroes fought bad guys way worse than evil lizards. It was all totally enthralling, and Velma didn't want to miss a second.
In retrospect, it probably isn't all that surprising that she didn't notice when a stuffed bear brought her a bowl of cereal and some hot toast. She was, after all, six, and at six, everything seems entirely normal, even breakfast-by-bear. Velma and her teddy bear watched cartoons until Mommy woke up hungover and mean, and smacked Velma around for going in the kitchen without permission. That was the only time Velma tried to tell her mother she had superpowers -- at least until the ill-fated field trip that would eventually tell the world. She couldn't sit down for a week after the spanking she got for that one.
Once a superhuman has manifested their powers, they are required to register with the government, and, should they wish to practice their powers outside the home, to obtain a hero license for the state in which they reside. Some states do require and enforce mandatory 'civic service' time in exchange for licensing; in short, if you want to live in one of those states and be a licensed superhero, you'd better be willing to do your heroic duty. This doesn't apply to child heroes, obviously enough. While superhumans under the age of eighteen are not subject to child labor laws in the exercise of their powers, they can't be forced into heroic service.
In theory, anyway. The reality of the matter is much simpler, if substantially more cold. Once a superhero team has its claws into someone, their age doesn't really matter. There are a thousand small, practically invisible ways to keep someone quiet, loyal, signing merchandising contracts, and generally standing up in front of the world with a smile. Most kid superheroes made kid stars look well-adjusted, sane, and absolutely well-socialized.
The glamorous world of the professional hero. There's nothing like it. And, as Velma had been declaring since she turned thirteen, "Thank God for that."
*
The rooms at the Good Time Gas-n-Go's no-tell motel were small, dingy, spotlessly clean, and, most importantly of all, cheap. Finances were tight, and just getting tighter every day that Velma stayed on the road. She tossed her backpack into the room's one small easy chair and tossed herself across the bed, grabbing the TV remote off the nightstand in a gesture born purely of habit.
The credits were just starting to roll on The Junior Super Patriots, West Coast Division, and their annual cattle-call. That meant a photo opportunity for the new kids, where they could stand alongside the old guard trying to look cute, and clever, and cunning, and marketable. Trying to look like they weren't scared out of their minds, like they were going to beat the odds and be in the business forever. They'd probably be in it for the rest of their lives; that much was certain. Those lives just weren't likely to last as long as they'd wanted them to.
The Super Patriots, West Coast Division looked good positioned next to their newest junior heroes. Sparkle Bright in her rainbow costume, tiny rainbows decorating her hair with glints of brilliant light. Uncertainty, shifting his weight from one foot to the other, looking like he was afraid he'd left the iron on. Imagineer, tinkering with something she'd pulled out of her labcoat, while Mechamation flirted with one of the cameras. Not one of the cameramen; one of the cameras. Jack O'Lope, Spirit of the American West, chin jutting and chest puffed out, looking noble and heroic and only a little silly in his bright red cowboy hat.
And Action Dude. Aaron. In that iconic orange and blue costume that sold a million knock-offs every Halloween, with that little domino mask that Marketing said made his eyes pop -- like they needed help -- and that little wave in his surfer-boy blond hair. The American Dream in brightly-colored spandex. (No, wait; the American Dream was another hero. This was Action Dude. This was Aaron.) He was standing shoulder to shoulder with Sparkle Bright, their shoulders almost touching. Just enough to make the public wonder if everyone's favorite on-again, off-again hero team was on or off this week. Action Dude. Most popular hero on the West Coast.
"'member when we were on that stage, Aaron?" Velma murmured sleepily, and closed her eyes while the theme song played over the closing credits.
*
Velma Martinez, age twelve: fledgling superheroine facing her very first battle against evil. The Marketing Department of The Super Patriots, Inc. They'd been called in by the local authorities after the class field trip to the museum, the one where -- Velma's cheeks burned again just thinking about it -- the one where she'd finally been so tired, and so upset, that she'd just lost control of her powers completely, bringing the entire Natural History wing back to life. The dinosaurs had been so pretty when they started to jump around. But that didn't matter now, because now she was In Big Trouble. The Biggest Trouble ever, maybe.
Both her parents had answered the corporate summons, and they were sitting there wearing their very best clothes (Daddy hadn't worn that suit since Grandpapa's funeral), with their hands folded just so, listening to every word the man from Marketing said.
"A power like Velma's is, well, it's a large blessing, Mr. and Ms. Martinez, and it's also a large burden, especially for a family that's never had to deal with the challenges of raising a superpowered child," said the man from Marketing, his expression composed into one of utter sincerity. Velma hated him. Her parents, on the other hand, were nodding solemnly, looking for all the world like they believed Velma had acquired her powers the same day she lost control of them. They knew better. But they were still listening to him. "Now, we here at The Super Patriots believe in guiding young heroes -- nurturing them to be the very best that they can be, and helping them learn the control and compassion that will be so important to them in their heroic lives."
"You can't make me be a hero," Velma said, speaking up for the first time since the meeting started. All three of the adults turned to look at her, their expressions betraying the fact that they'd almost forgotten she was there. "That's illegal."
"You hush," hissed her mother, with surprising rancor. Her eyes were glittering bright with anger and excitement. Looking at those eyes, Velma felt her stomach sink as understanding that was far too old for her twelve years flooded through her. She was for sale. That was why they were here. She had superpowers -- not because she'd done anything to seek out or earn them -- and now she was something that could be bought and sold by anyone who was willing to meet the price. "You just hush your mouth."
"Sorry, Momma," Velma said, sinking back in her seat. "I just--"
"I don't care what you 'just,'" said her father, sharply. "Quiet now."
Wisely, Velma was quiet. She didn't say another word. Not as the cost for her legal guardianship was agreed upon, not as they argued out a payment schedule, not as the lawyers came in with the papers that would transfer custody from her parents to the corporation. Not as her parents got up and left the room, effectively washing their hands of her. Not even when the woman with the plastic smile to match her plastic breasts stepped into the room, murmuring to her like she was a much younger child, and offered to take her to her new 'special room.'
Velma wasn't sure she'd ever say another thing ever again.
*
The home base of The Junior Super Patriots, West Coast Division, was split into three distinct sections. There was the public-facing area, where tour groups could come to ooh and aah at all the cute kiddie superheroes as they trained in their brightly-colored, theme park-esque 'workout zones'; there were the team quarters, where the various official, axillary, and training members of The Junior Super Patriots, West Coast Division, were housed; and then there were the bunkers.
"It'll be just like going to camp with your very best friends!" gushed the woman from Marketing, during Velma's orientation. "You've always wanted to go to camp, haven't you?"
"No," said Velma.
If she'd been expecting her lack of enthusiasm to slow down the woman from Marketing, she was sorely mistaken. Her orientation continued to barrel full-speed ahead, rushing her through all the duties she'd be expected to perform as the newest member of The Junior Super Patriots family. Most of them involved submitting to endless tests of her powers, at least for the first few months.
"And if you're very good, and you do very well on your tests, you may get the chance to try out for the team! Won't that be wonderful?"
"No," said Velma again, but her protests fell on deaf ears. The wheels of her future were already turning all around her, and there was nothing that she could do to stop them. They were going to have their way with her, whether she liked it or not. So she let herself be shown into a tiny white room that wouldn't have been out of place in a hospital, them gushing promises of a bright tomorrow, her sullen and silent. She just stood there after they'd gone, head bowed, wishing she knew whether or not they were watching her.
Until she knew, she didn't dare break down and cry.
*
Her solitude didn't last for long. Velma hadn't been in her cell -- sorry, 'guest quarters' -- more than a day when the door opened again, allowing, not a company scientist, but a girl about her own age to step inside. The newcomer was willowy and blonde, with huge blue eyes that seemed to make up the bulk of her face. She looked, in short, nothing at all like Velma, except in the tears that were still running down her cheeks.
Catching sight of the small, dark bundle of sullen that was Velma, the new girl wiped her nose with the back of her hand, sniffled, and said, "They said this was going to be my room."
Velma didn't respond.
"Are you my new roommate?"
Velma didn't respond.
"My name's Yelena. What's yours?"
Velma didn't respond.
Yelena sighed, walking over to the room's other bed and putting her tiny suitcase down next to the pillow. "I guess your parents sold you, too, huh?" She kept her head bent as she opened the suitcase, beginning to remove a few shabby articles of clothing. "They've known I had powers for years. Wasn't ever a problem until somebody said they'd give money for me."
"What do you do?" asked Velma, actually focusing on her roommate for the first time.
Yelena looked back, offering a small, anxious smile before waving one hand through the air. A trail of rainbow glitter followed the gesture, shimmering in place for just a moment before dissolving.
"Cool," said Velma, and smiled.
*
Six months had passed since her acquisition. Velma squirmed, still uncomfortable in her new 'uniform,' even more uncomfortable in the bright lights of the studio. They'd only received their trial costumes that morning, the supposedly home-sewn and kid-designed attire that would be the first thing the nation ever saw of them. She wasn't sure what sort of girl would voluntarily accessorize a brown leotard with Halloween-costume rabbit ears and a puffy tail, but that was apparently the sort of girl she was supposed to be. Yelena was even worse off. They'd shoved her into a pair of rainbow-striped tights and a white sequined leotard that made her look like she couldn't decide whether she wanted to be a figure skater or a circus clown.
The boys in their 'class' were in a little better condition, largely because they were supposed to look 'tough' and 'manly.' Privately, Velma wasn't sure that David Mickelstein could look tough or manly if his life depended on it. Mostly, he just looked miserable. She supposed she'd look miserable, too, if her father had decided to genetically meld her with a lobster. Although since he would have died without the treatment, it was sort of a good thing. Aaron, on the other hand, looked dreamy in his blue jeans and his white shirt with the big red 'A' painted across the chest. Aaron always looked dreamy. He probably would've looked dreamy in Yelena's costume.
Well. Maybe that was going a little bit far.
According to the people from Marketing, there were four slots open on the team, and twenty kids just their age trying out for them. Velma wasn't so sure about their numbers. She didn't recognize any of the other people 'auditioning' from the compound, but a few of them looked familiar, like she might have seen them as extras on her favorite shows back before she spent all her time training and didn't get to watch television. The way they kept failing their challenges was even stranger. They'd be flying or fighting or phasing just fine, and then they'd lose their concentration just seconds before time ran out. The longer she watched, the more convinced she was that everything was fixed.
Yelena caught her eye and offered an anxious smile across the electrified field that represented their shot at the semi-finals. With two flying candidates and two candidates whose powers fell into the 'unique' classification, their last challenge was one of teamwork and communication. All they had to do was make it to the door, together, unshocked, and they'd be almost in.
"NEXT UP," boomed the announcer, his amplified words almost drowned out by the roar of the enthusiastic crowd, "WE HAVE OUR NEWEST POTENTIAL HEROINES -- VELVETEEN AND SPARKLE BRIGHT!" The massive video screens cut to their 'audition shots' as their brand-new superhero names were called, showing Velma directing a tea party where all the toys were active participants, and Yelena skipping rope with a rainbow. So cuddly-cute and perfectly predictable that it still made Velma want to gag. Not as much as the thought of crossing that electric field.
But Yelena was counting on her. And Aaron was already on the other side with David. They were waiting. They'd be waiting until Velma got up the nerve to join them.
She hated the men and women from Marketing, with their whispers of positive image and toy lines. She hated The Super Patriots, Inc. She hated her parents. But she didn't hate the people who wanted to be her teammates, who just wanted her to stand up and join them. She could be a superheroine, if that was what they wanted from her. She could learn to be Velveteen, instead of Velma. Who knew? Maybe people would like Velveteen better. Maybe hiding behind a mask was exactly what she needed.
They'd tested her powers pretty thoroughly, but they could only test up to the limits of her participation, not up to the limits of what she could actually do. Placing two fingers in her mouth, Velma whistled shrilly. And the giant statues of the founders of The Super Patriots stood up, scooped her and Yelena into their hands, and carried them into the future.
There'd be time to regret it later.
Lots of time to regret it.
*
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!" The announcer's voice boomed out across the arena in exactly the way that it was meant to, carrying undertones of barely-suppressed excitement, and the twinkling glee of a man who was about to give out the secrets of creation itself...or at least the names of the newest members of The Junior Super Patriots, West Coast Division. The arena, predictably enough, went nuts.
Behind the shimmering curtain of Interrogation's invisible wall, Velma squirmed, trying to get her leotard to stop crawling up her butt. It wasn't working terribly well. At least her 'official' costume was less offensive than her audition costume had been. She still had the unwanted leotard-and-tights combo, but her new leotard was dark brown, and her new tights were a tolerable shade of pink. And they'd given her ankle boots and a utility belt (even if they'd made her keep the tail). With that, the rabbit ears, and the domino mask, she really looked like the heroine they were pretending she was going to be.
"I think I'm gonna throw up," hissed Yelena. She looked distinctly green, although that could have just been her rainbow powers kicking in again. They had a tendency to change her skin tone when she got stressed, and being presented in front of thousands of screaming fans was definitely stressful. "Do you think they'd notice?"
"They'd notice," said David, morosely. David did almost everything morosely. Probably because his costume didn't require him to wear any pants, which had to be bad for his ego.
"YOU'VE WITNESSED THE BEST AND BRIGHTEST OF THE NEW GENERATION OF HEROES! THE SAVIORS OF TOMORROW! THE STARS OF THE FUTURE!" The announcer was really hitting his stride now, and the audience sounded like they were going insane.
Velma gave Yelena's hand another squeeze. "Don't worry. They're going to love you."
"They're going to love you, too," murmured a voice next to her ear. Velma turned to find herself looking straight into the eyes of Aaron Frank, also known as 'Action Dude.' She felt herself go red. He grinned.
She was still blushing when the invisible wall came down and the four of them were exposed to their public in costume for for the first time.
"SPARKLE BRIGHT! THE CLAW! VELVETEEN! ACTION DUDE! I GIVE YOU -- THE NEWEST MEMBERS OF THE JUNIOR SUPER PATRIOTS, WEST COAST DIVISION!"
The screaming of the crowd seemed almost loud enough to drown out the pounding of Velma's -- of Velveteen's -- heart. She squeezed Sparkle Bright's hand tightly in hers, and smiled out at the arena, and knew, then and there, that she was going to be a superhero forever.
*
...to be continued...
Summary: It's not easy staying a retired superhero -- but how does a perfectly normal girl from Clayton, California wind up joining and leaving The Junior Super Patriots, West Coast Division, by the age of eighteen? It's time for a secret origin. With teddy bears.
This was the sponsorship story for September 28th, sponsored by Lola. Plague delayed publication.
***
The drive from Red Bluff to Eureka, California took several hours, largely because traffic had slowed to an inexplicable crawl for almost fifty miles. Velma sat behind the wheel and fumed, trying to distract herself by coming up with more and more unlikely causes for the delay. She'd just reached 'alien cows have landed and are demanding reparations for the slaughter of their colonists' when things started moving again. She hit the gas, all thoughts of colonist cattle forgotten in her urge to find a truck stop where she could get food, coffee, and a much-needed nap before continuing on towards Oregon.
The Good Time Gas-n-Go truck stop was like a gift from God, appearing on the side of the highway in all its tacky neon glory about fifteen miles outside the Eureka city limits. Truck stops always had the biggest portions at the smallest prices, largely due to supply and demand; truckers demanded a hell of a lot of food, and were willing to supply a minimal amount of cash for the privilege. At the same time, truckers generally didn't demand high-quality or healthy meals, as long as the cooking was good and there was plenty of ketchup available. Velma pulled into one of the few open parking spaces and made her way inside, dreams of giant cheeseburgers dancing in her head.
Unsurprisingly, the television over the bar in the Good Time Gas-n-Go was turned to the results show for the latest Junior Super Patriots, West Coast Division 'talent search,' giving the patrons their first official look at the newest members of the team. Velma knew that the recorded announcements that accompanied their unveiling would be so much vapid bullshit, all of it designed to make the viewing audience overlook the fact that they only needed new team members because they'd managed to break the old ones. Rookie members of The Junior Super Patriots, West Coast Division only had about a fifty-two percent survival rate.
Such was the life of the professional superhero. There was a reason that Velma had decided to get out of it. Several reasons, actually, only eight of which were related to the fact that she'd buried six people she actually sort of liked by the time she turned sixteen.
At least the sound on the television was turned off, and she wouldn't have to listen to that god-awful theme song.
Velma ordered a stack of pancakes, a plate of country ham, coffee, and an overnight stay in the diner's attached no-tell motel. Portland could wait long enough for her to get a nap. If it couldn't, Portland could damn well take delivery of her corpse. She was on the road, she was out of Red Bluff, out of everywhere she'd ever been, and she was leaving everything -- every scrap of spandex, every stupid theme song -- behind her. Everything.
The pancakes were delicious.
*
The age of power manifestation varies from hero to hero, depending on their type of origin. A magical hero like The Princess could manifest at just about any time, depending on when they run afoul of whatever magical doo-dah decides it needs them to be its new best buddy. A scientific hero generally manifests after a crippling injury, or after they get their hands on some hypertech from the sixteenth dimension. Mutants manifest whenever they damn well feel like it. After subverting the human genome to your own surreal ends, slinging fireballs just sort of happens when it happens.
As a natural mutant who'd been exposed to still-unknown radiation and an exotic pathogen at the same time, Velma was officially classed as an 'enhanced mutant,' that horrible middle step between 'mutant' and 'enhanced human.' With a freaky label and an effectively useless power, she'd never really qualified for any of the legal help that the mutant and enhanced human political lobbies controlled. They just kept bouncing her between them like a funky-looking rubber ball stuffed into a pink and brown spandex super-suit.
Velma's powers actually manifested for the first time at seven-sixteen in the morning on a Saturday when her father was in jail on yet another minor assault charge, and her mother was sleeping off the drinking binge to end all drinking binges. Velma was six, and not yet allowed to use the kitchen on her own, no matter how hungry she happened to be. The Power Rangers were on TV, fighting a bad guy who could talk to lizards and make them attack people for him, which was wicked cool. After that would come the latest episode of The Super Patriots, where cartoons made from really real superheroes fought bad guys way worse than evil lizards. It was all totally enthralling, and Velma didn't want to miss a second.
In retrospect, it probably isn't all that surprising that she didn't notice when a stuffed bear brought her a bowl of cereal and some hot toast. She was, after all, six, and at six, everything seems entirely normal, even breakfast-by-bear. Velma and her teddy bear watched cartoons until Mommy woke up hungover and mean, and smacked Velma around for going in the kitchen without permission. That was the only time Velma tried to tell her mother she had superpowers -- at least until the ill-fated field trip that would eventually tell the world. She couldn't sit down for a week after the spanking she got for that one.
Once a superhuman has manifested their powers, they are required to register with the government, and, should they wish to practice their powers outside the home, to obtain a hero license for the state in which they reside. Some states do require and enforce mandatory 'civic service' time in exchange for licensing; in short, if you want to live in one of those states and be a licensed superhero, you'd better be willing to do your heroic duty. This doesn't apply to child heroes, obviously enough. While superhumans under the age of eighteen are not subject to child labor laws in the exercise of their powers, they can't be forced into heroic service.
In theory, anyway. The reality of the matter is much simpler, if substantially more cold. Once a superhero team has its claws into someone, their age doesn't really matter. There are a thousand small, practically invisible ways to keep someone quiet, loyal, signing merchandising contracts, and generally standing up in front of the world with a smile. Most kid superheroes made kid stars look well-adjusted, sane, and absolutely well-socialized.
The glamorous world of the professional hero. There's nothing like it. And, as Velma had been declaring since she turned thirteen, "Thank God for that."
*
The rooms at the Good Time Gas-n-Go's no-tell motel were small, dingy, spotlessly clean, and, most importantly of all, cheap. Finances were tight, and just getting tighter every day that Velma stayed on the road. She tossed her backpack into the room's one small easy chair and tossed herself across the bed, grabbing the TV remote off the nightstand in a gesture born purely of habit.
The credits were just starting to roll on The Junior Super Patriots, West Coast Division, and their annual cattle-call. That meant a photo opportunity for the new kids, where they could stand alongside the old guard trying to look cute, and clever, and cunning, and marketable. Trying to look like they weren't scared out of their minds, like they were going to beat the odds and be in the business forever. They'd probably be in it for the rest of their lives; that much was certain. Those lives just weren't likely to last as long as they'd wanted them to.
The Super Patriots, West Coast Division looked good positioned next to their newest junior heroes. Sparkle Bright in her rainbow costume, tiny rainbows decorating her hair with glints of brilliant light. Uncertainty, shifting his weight from one foot to the other, looking like he was afraid he'd left the iron on. Imagineer, tinkering with something she'd pulled out of her labcoat, while Mechamation flirted with one of the cameras. Not one of the cameramen; one of the cameras. Jack O'Lope, Spirit of the American West, chin jutting and chest puffed out, looking noble and heroic and only a little silly in his bright red cowboy hat.
And Action Dude. Aaron. In that iconic orange and blue costume that sold a million knock-offs every Halloween, with that little domino mask that Marketing said made his eyes pop -- like they needed help -- and that little wave in his surfer-boy blond hair. The American Dream in brightly-colored spandex. (No, wait; the American Dream was another hero. This was Action Dude. This was Aaron.) He was standing shoulder to shoulder with Sparkle Bright, their shoulders almost touching. Just enough to make the public wonder if everyone's favorite on-again, off-again hero team was on or off this week. Action Dude. Most popular hero on the West Coast.
"'member when we were on that stage, Aaron?" Velma murmured sleepily, and closed her eyes while the theme song played over the closing credits.
*
Velma Martinez, age twelve: fledgling superheroine facing her very first battle against evil. The Marketing Department of The Super Patriots, Inc. They'd been called in by the local authorities after the class field trip to the museum, the one where -- Velma's cheeks burned again just thinking about it -- the one where she'd finally been so tired, and so upset, that she'd just lost control of her powers completely, bringing the entire Natural History wing back to life. The dinosaurs had been so pretty when they started to jump around. But that didn't matter now, because now she was In Big Trouble. The Biggest Trouble ever, maybe.
Both her parents had answered the corporate summons, and they were sitting there wearing their very best clothes (Daddy hadn't worn that suit since Grandpapa's funeral), with their hands folded just so, listening to every word the man from Marketing said.
"A power like Velma's is, well, it's a large blessing, Mr. and Ms. Martinez, and it's also a large burden, especially for a family that's never had to deal with the challenges of raising a superpowered child," said the man from Marketing, his expression composed into one of utter sincerity. Velma hated him. Her parents, on the other hand, were nodding solemnly, looking for all the world like they believed Velma had acquired her powers the same day she lost control of them. They knew better. But they were still listening to him. "Now, we here at The Super Patriots believe in guiding young heroes -- nurturing them to be the very best that they can be, and helping them learn the control and compassion that will be so important to them in their heroic lives."
"You can't make me be a hero," Velma said, speaking up for the first time since the meeting started. All three of the adults turned to look at her, their expressions betraying the fact that they'd almost forgotten she was there. "That's illegal."
"You hush," hissed her mother, with surprising rancor. Her eyes were glittering bright with anger and excitement. Looking at those eyes, Velma felt her stomach sink as understanding that was far too old for her twelve years flooded through her. She was for sale. That was why they were here. She had superpowers -- not because she'd done anything to seek out or earn them -- and now she was something that could be bought and sold by anyone who was willing to meet the price. "You just hush your mouth."
"Sorry, Momma," Velma said, sinking back in her seat. "I just--"
"I don't care what you 'just,'" said her father, sharply. "Quiet now."
Wisely, Velma was quiet. She didn't say another word. Not as the cost for her legal guardianship was agreed upon, not as they argued out a payment schedule, not as the lawyers came in with the papers that would transfer custody from her parents to the corporation. Not as her parents got up and left the room, effectively washing their hands of her. Not even when the woman with the plastic smile to match her plastic breasts stepped into the room, murmuring to her like she was a much younger child, and offered to take her to her new 'special room.'
Velma wasn't sure she'd ever say another thing ever again.
*
The home base of The Junior Super Patriots, West Coast Division, was split into three distinct sections. There was the public-facing area, where tour groups could come to ooh and aah at all the cute kiddie superheroes as they trained in their brightly-colored, theme park-esque 'workout zones'; there were the team quarters, where the various official, axillary, and training members of The Junior Super Patriots, West Coast Division, were housed; and then there were the bunkers.
"It'll be just like going to camp with your very best friends!" gushed the woman from Marketing, during Velma's orientation. "You've always wanted to go to camp, haven't you?"
"No," said Velma.
If she'd been expecting her lack of enthusiasm to slow down the woman from Marketing, she was sorely mistaken. Her orientation continued to barrel full-speed ahead, rushing her through all the duties she'd be expected to perform as the newest member of The Junior Super Patriots family. Most of them involved submitting to endless tests of her powers, at least for the first few months.
"And if you're very good, and you do very well on your tests, you may get the chance to try out for the team! Won't that be wonderful?"
"No," said Velma again, but her protests fell on deaf ears. The wheels of her future were already turning all around her, and there was nothing that she could do to stop them. They were going to have their way with her, whether she liked it or not. So she let herself be shown into a tiny white room that wouldn't have been out of place in a hospital, them gushing promises of a bright tomorrow, her sullen and silent. She just stood there after they'd gone, head bowed, wishing she knew whether or not they were watching her.
Until she knew, she didn't dare break down and cry.
*
Her solitude didn't last for long. Velma hadn't been in her cell -- sorry, 'guest quarters' -- more than a day when the door opened again, allowing, not a company scientist, but a girl about her own age to step inside. The newcomer was willowy and blonde, with huge blue eyes that seemed to make up the bulk of her face. She looked, in short, nothing at all like Velma, except in the tears that were still running down her cheeks.
Catching sight of the small, dark bundle of sullen that was Velma, the new girl wiped her nose with the back of her hand, sniffled, and said, "They said this was going to be my room."
Velma didn't respond.
"Are you my new roommate?"
Velma didn't respond.
"My name's Yelena. What's yours?"
Velma didn't respond.
Yelena sighed, walking over to the room's other bed and putting her tiny suitcase down next to the pillow. "I guess your parents sold you, too, huh?" She kept her head bent as she opened the suitcase, beginning to remove a few shabby articles of clothing. "They've known I had powers for years. Wasn't ever a problem until somebody said they'd give money for me."
"What do you do?" asked Velma, actually focusing on her roommate for the first time.
Yelena looked back, offering a small, anxious smile before waving one hand through the air. A trail of rainbow glitter followed the gesture, shimmering in place for just a moment before dissolving.
"Cool," said Velma, and smiled.
*
Six months had passed since her acquisition. Velma squirmed, still uncomfortable in her new 'uniform,' even more uncomfortable in the bright lights of the studio. They'd only received their trial costumes that morning, the supposedly home-sewn and kid-designed attire that would be the first thing the nation ever saw of them. She wasn't sure what sort of girl would voluntarily accessorize a brown leotard with Halloween-costume rabbit ears and a puffy tail, but that was apparently the sort of girl she was supposed to be. Yelena was even worse off. They'd shoved her into a pair of rainbow-striped tights and a white sequined leotard that made her look like she couldn't decide whether she wanted to be a figure skater or a circus clown.
The boys in their 'class' were in a little better condition, largely because they were supposed to look 'tough' and 'manly.' Privately, Velma wasn't sure that David Mickelstein could look tough or manly if his life depended on it. Mostly, he just looked miserable. She supposed she'd look miserable, too, if her father had decided to genetically meld her with a lobster. Although since he would have died without the treatment, it was sort of a good thing. Aaron, on the other hand, looked dreamy in his blue jeans and his white shirt with the big red 'A' painted across the chest. Aaron always looked dreamy. He probably would've looked dreamy in Yelena's costume.
Well. Maybe that was going a little bit far.
According to the people from Marketing, there were four slots open on the team, and twenty kids just their age trying out for them. Velma wasn't so sure about their numbers. She didn't recognize any of the other people 'auditioning' from the compound, but a few of them looked familiar, like she might have seen them as extras on her favorite shows back before she spent all her time training and didn't get to watch television. The way they kept failing their challenges was even stranger. They'd be flying or fighting or phasing just fine, and then they'd lose their concentration just seconds before time ran out. The longer she watched, the more convinced she was that everything was fixed.
Yelena caught her eye and offered an anxious smile across the electrified field that represented their shot at the semi-finals. With two flying candidates and two candidates whose powers fell into the 'unique' classification, their last challenge was one of teamwork and communication. All they had to do was make it to the door, together, unshocked, and they'd be almost in.
"NEXT UP," boomed the announcer, his amplified words almost drowned out by the roar of the enthusiastic crowd, "WE HAVE OUR NEWEST POTENTIAL HEROINES -- VELVETEEN AND SPARKLE BRIGHT!" The massive video screens cut to their 'audition shots' as their brand-new superhero names were called, showing Velma directing a tea party where all the toys were active participants, and Yelena skipping rope with a rainbow. So cuddly-cute and perfectly predictable that it still made Velma want to gag. Not as much as the thought of crossing that electric field.
But Yelena was counting on her. And Aaron was already on the other side with David. They were waiting. They'd be waiting until Velma got up the nerve to join them.
She hated the men and women from Marketing, with their whispers of positive image and toy lines. She hated The Super Patriots, Inc. She hated her parents. But she didn't hate the people who wanted to be her teammates, who just wanted her to stand up and join them. She could be a superheroine, if that was what they wanted from her. She could learn to be Velveteen, instead of Velma. Who knew? Maybe people would like Velveteen better. Maybe hiding behind a mask was exactly what she needed.
They'd tested her powers pretty thoroughly, but they could only test up to the limits of her participation, not up to the limits of what she could actually do. Placing two fingers in her mouth, Velma whistled shrilly. And the giant statues of the founders of The Super Patriots stood up, scooped her and Yelena into their hands, and carried them into the future.
There'd be time to regret it later.
Lots of time to regret it.
*
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!" The announcer's voice boomed out across the arena in exactly the way that it was meant to, carrying undertones of barely-suppressed excitement, and the twinkling glee of a man who was about to give out the secrets of creation itself...or at least the names of the newest members of The Junior Super Patriots, West Coast Division. The arena, predictably enough, went nuts.
Behind the shimmering curtain of Interrogation's invisible wall, Velma squirmed, trying to get her leotard to stop crawling up her butt. It wasn't working terribly well. At least her 'official' costume was less offensive than her audition costume had been. She still had the unwanted leotard-and-tights combo, but her new leotard was dark brown, and her new tights were a tolerable shade of pink. And they'd given her ankle boots and a utility belt (even if they'd made her keep the tail). With that, the rabbit ears, and the domino mask, she really looked like the heroine they were pretending she was going to be.
"I think I'm gonna throw up," hissed Yelena. She looked distinctly green, although that could have just been her rainbow powers kicking in again. They had a tendency to change her skin tone when she got stressed, and being presented in front of thousands of screaming fans was definitely stressful. "Do you think they'd notice?"
"They'd notice," said David, morosely. David did almost everything morosely. Probably because his costume didn't require him to wear any pants, which had to be bad for his ego.
"YOU'VE WITNESSED THE BEST AND BRIGHTEST OF THE NEW GENERATION OF HEROES! THE SAVIORS OF TOMORROW! THE STARS OF THE FUTURE!" The announcer was really hitting his stride now, and the audience sounded like they were going insane.
Velma gave Yelena's hand another squeeze. "Don't worry. They're going to love you."
"They're going to love you, too," murmured a voice next to her ear. Velma turned to find herself looking straight into the eyes of Aaron Frank, also known as 'Action Dude.' She felt herself go red. He grinned.
She was still blushing when the invisible wall came down and the four of them were exposed to their public in costume for for the first time.
"SPARKLE BRIGHT! THE CLAW! VELVETEEN! ACTION DUDE! I GIVE YOU -- THE NEWEST MEMBERS OF THE JUNIOR SUPER PATRIOTS, WEST COAST DIVISION!"
The screaming of the crowd seemed almost loud enough to drown out the pounding of Velma's -- of Velveteen's -- heart. She squeezed Sparkle Bright's hand tightly in hers, and smiled out at the arena, and knew, then and there, that she was going to be a superhero forever.
*
...to be continued...