Sponsorship, September 16th: more magnolias.
Today was sponsored by the charming georgiamagnolia. In her honor, I give you ten fabulous things about swamps (where magnolias are often found):
10. They're full of really awesome snakes!
9. Also, alligators.
8. If you need to hide a body, the swamp is your buddy.
7. Frogs EVERYWHERE.
6. There is no better place to stage a zombie bayou horror movie than in the swamp.
5. If I'm annoying you, and you have a swamp, you can totally send me to go play in it for a while.
4. Will-o-wisps are awesome.
3. I have a serious fondness for Spanish moss.
2. Where else can you find that awesome squishy green-gray-black mud that never comes off of anything it touches?
1. If you wear bug spray, and no one else does, you can watch mosquitoes eat your friends. Super fun!
10. They're full of really awesome snakes!
9. Also, alligators.
8. If you need to hide a body, the swamp is your buddy.
7. Frogs EVERYWHERE.
6. There is no better place to stage a zombie bayou horror movie than in the swamp.
5. If I'm annoying you, and you have a swamp, you can totally send me to go play in it for a while.
4. Will-o-wisps are awesome.
3. I have a serious fondness for Spanish moss.
2. Where else can you find that awesome squishy green-gray-black mud that never comes off of anything it touches?
1. If you wear bug spray, and no one else does, you can watch mosquitoes eat your friends. Super fun!