Song: A Plea To The FKO Concom Following An Eventful Week.
My friends all say Toronto's really lovely,
That the odds are good you'll love Ontario.
And I'm sure their words are true,
But Canada, I'm begging you --
Convention's over, please let Vixy go.
Please let her go, let her go,
I know you've barely said hello,
But I'm going crazy here on the West Coast.
Please let her go, let her go,
Far from the land of moose and snow.
I can handle this for two more days at most.
Please understand, my teachers taught me sharing,
But calling plans and time zones make that hard.
I know you're having lots of fun,
But Canada, can you be done?
Kate is threatening to chain me in the yard.
Please let her go, let her go,
I'm asking really nice, you know,
And I'm trying hard to be a patient soul.
Please let her go, let her go,
Absence breeds fondness, don't you know,
And I'm afraid that I may lose control!
It's difficult to beat Toronto's wonders,
And I've decided not to even try.
You've got a lot of lovely land,
But Canada, please understand --
If you keep Vixy there, I'm gonna cry.
Please let her go, let her go,
She doesn't cook or clean or sew,
And I think you'll find she's very hard to feed.
Please let her go, let her go,
Back to the country that's below.
You've got all the sopranos that you need!
Oh...yeah.
(In case anyone hasn't had their coffee yet this morning, this is a joke, and because I haven't had my coffee yet this morning, it's one that makes me giggle. I am so easy to amuse.)
That the odds are good you'll love Ontario.
And I'm sure their words are true,
But Canada, I'm begging you --
Convention's over, please let Vixy go.
Please let her go, let her go,
I know you've barely said hello,
But I'm going crazy here on the West Coast.
Please let her go, let her go,
Far from the land of moose and snow.
I can handle this for two more days at most.
Please understand, my teachers taught me sharing,
But calling plans and time zones make that hard.
I know you're having lots of fun,
But Canada, can you be done?
Kate is threatening to chain me in the yard.
Please let her go, let her go,
I'm asking really nice, you know,
And I'm trying hard to be a patient soul.
Please let her go, let her go,
Absence breeds fondness, don't you know,
And I'm afraid that I may lose control!
It's difficult to beat Toronto's wonders,
And I've decided not to even try.
You've got a lot of lovely land,
But Canada, please understand --
If you keep Vixy there, I'm gonna cry.
Please let her go, let her go,
She doesn't cook or clean or sew,
And I think you'll find she's very hard to feed.
Please let her go, let her go,
Back to the country that's below.
You've got all the sopranos that you need!
Oh...yeah.
(In case anyone hasn't had their coffee yet this morning, this is a joke, and because I haven't had my coffee yet this morning, it's one that makes me giggle. I am so easy to amuse.)