Song: Ode to High Heels.

[cadhla]

I think there has to be a law
That says the outbreak always starts
When you declare it's time for bed
And take off all your clothes.
My peignoir has one fatal flaw --
It barely hides the tender parts.
I'm like a billboard for the dead:
A snack in lace and bows.

Comments

[technoshaman]

Shades of Han Solo there.... if in doubt, scream and run *at them* blazing away... just don't corner them :)

I was getting video.... and it looked like a fun little flick.... :)

[djonn]

[snarf!}

This has some really, really excellent turns of phrase in it -- "horror movies tell us lingerie can teach kung fu", indeed. Bravo!

[dormouse_in_tea]

I want to learn to sing this, so I can sing this, very quietly, at work, and watch my coworkers try to get up the courage to ask if I really just said that. . .

[filkferengi]

This rocks! Please consider putting it on your set-list for Conflikt next year [which we both know you've started working on already ;)].

[spiritdance]

A belated thank you for the song - it certainly fits my request :-)