Song: Hack/Slash.
Come on boys, take a look, I'm a victim in waiting --
A princess in a fishnet tower.
Catch a glimpse, be my prince, why are you hesitating?
Are you waiting for the midnight hour?
I'm a trophy that you can collect,
Though I'm not mint condition,
You won't find me on eBay.
I'm exactly the girl you'd expect --
With just one small addition.
We're gonna do things my way.
It's not hard to decide that you're done being easy --
A target for some undead tool.
Grab a knife, take a life, come on, sucker, don't tease me --
We both know you're gonna play the fool.
I'm a sequel that you can't resist,
You think you're being clever,
I think you're being cliche.
Now I think we should dance -- I insist.
Your evil plan? Whatever.
We're gonna do things my way.
It's hack and slash, it's kill or die,
It's win or lose, it's time to try
The movies try to tell you that you can't survive,
That's the kind of crappy outlook that lets slashers thrive.
So you're on your own, I've gotta take out the trash,
I'm gonna get out my aggressions with a little hack and slash.
Oh...
Come on boys, so you're dead, but you still wanna play --
I've seen the way your toys get busted.
You play rough, think you're tough, sucker, it's not your day,
And your view's about to be adjusted.
I'm a victim that doesn't play fair,
I've killed worse than you and
I think you've had your last slay.
Did I break your routine? Well, I don't care.
Movie over. Understand?
We're gonna do things my way.
It's hack and slash, it's kill or die,
It's win or lose, it's time to try
The movies try to tell you that you can't survive,
That's the kind of crappy outlook that lets slashers thrive.
So you're on your own, I've gotta take out the trash,
I'm gonna get out my aggressions with a little hack and slash.
So come on you killers, I'm tired of your thrillers,
Your witty-one liners, your costume designers,
Your stupid routines and your slaughter of teens,
Your gimmicks and gore, I can't take any more --
So let's get this done. It's time to take out the trash.
I'm gonna get out my aggressions with a little hack and
Take out my aggressions on a little hack and
Finish off this feature with a little hack and slash.
"Sequel this."
A princess in a fishnet tower.
Catch a glimpse, be my prince, why are you hesitating?
Are you waiting for the midnight hour?
I'm a trophy that you can collect,
Though I'm not mint condition,
You won't find me on eBay.
I'm exactly the girl you'd expect --
With just one small addition.
We're gonna do things my way.
It's not hard to decide that you're done being easy --
A target for some undead tool.
Grab a knife, take a life, come on, sucker, don't tease me --
We both know you're gonna play the fool.
I'm a sequel that you can't resist,
You think you're being clever,
I think you're being cliche.
Now I think we should dance -- I insist.
Your evil plan? Whatever.
We're gonna do things my way.
It's hack and slash, it's kill or die,
It's win or lose, it's time to try
The movies try to tell you that you can't survive,
That's the kind of crappy outlook that lets slashers thrive.
So you're on your own, I've gotta take out the trash,
I'm gonna get out my aggressions with a little hack and slash.
Oh...
Come on boys, so you're dead, but you still wanna play --
I've seen the way your toys get busted.
You play rough, think you're tough, sucker, it's not your day,
And your view's about to be adjusted.
I'm a victim that doesn't play fair,
I've killed worse than you and
I think you've had your last slay.
Did I break your routine? Well, I don't care.
Movie over. Understand?
We're gonna do things my way.
It's hack and slash, it's kill or die,
It's win or lose, it's time to try
The movies try to tell you that you can't survive,
That's the kind of crappy outlook that lets slashers thrive.
So you're on your own, I've gotta take out the trash,
I'm gonna get out my aggressions with a little hack and slash.
So come on you killers, I'm tired of your thrillers,
Your witty-one liners, your costume designers,
Your stupid routines and your slaughter of teens,
Your gimmicks and gore, I can't take any more --
So let's get this done. It's time to take out the trash.
I'm gonna get out my aggressions with a little hack and
Take out my aggressions on a little hack and
Finish off this feature with a little hack and slash.
"Sequel this."