Stupid gender.

[cadhla]

So far today, I've started my period, had my ass grabbed by an unwashed guy in the Greyhound station, and had the underwire on my bra decide that it would be absolutely awesome to break free of its cotton confines and begin attempting to burrow its way into my sternum. (People wonder why I stick with Victoria's Secret? This is why I stick with Victoria's Secret. Their bras rarely attempt to puncture me.)

Some days, I abhor being a girl.