My dog. He be evil. Got on the table. Ate the chocolate. (My CHOCOLATE). Is now vomiting.

[cadencecascade]

 I love computers
Most times I like XP
I love the Winter
Even when it's Spring
I love the whole world
It's such an awesome place
Boom de yada (ad nauseum)

I love crocheting
I like real shiny things
I like mathematics
I love being a geek
I love the whole world
And all it's magic things
Boom de yada (ad nauseum)

I hate the dog.

(apologies to the discovery channel and xkcd.com)