Part 2/2 for 10th day of 12 Days of Lorne
Part 2/2 for 10th day of 12 Days of Lorne from cadencecascade
AKA picspam AKA part 1 of BlowJob!Face
(is a really big picspam, 33 pics. Sorry dial-up ppl!)
Here in visual form is Lorne's attempt to make nice, and make out, with his new friends in Atlantis. No pictures are mine, all were found through either google or here. The captions are unreadable, mostly, so I'll recap at the bottom of each photo.
Lorne keeps striking out
He tried Parrish first...
But Parrish got distracted by a plant and Lorne struck out. Poor Lorne!
How does he do it? That instant sex appeal?
That's got to be it! A blowjob/ kissy face!
John suddenly has a horrible feeling...
Rodney says "I just feel like I can't trust you. I don't know you!"
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"... If you could make faces like John, I mean, Sheppard does..
"You mean, like this?"
"Or like this?"
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"Oh my God! You can do that better than he can! Fly the Jumper, Major!"
Emboldened by his success with Rodney, Lorne next tries his new face on Elizabeth...
And tries it...
"Major, has it occured to you that your new BlowJobFace might not work on females, given that we don't have the necessary equipment?
"Umm... No? Sorry about that Ma'am..."
"It was Rodneys' fault. And Sheppards'."
"Major, I want you to think very hard about the kind of face I want from you. Are we clear?"
"Yes Ma'am"
"Good"
*Zelenka doesn't understand how he ALWAYS get involved in these things*
Lorne just wants to know if his current face is what she meant.
"Elizabeth is woman, yes? I am not. I do not know. Please stop making BlowJob face at me. Very uncomfortable!"
"Please do not pout!"
"I'm just asking for help. You don't have to bite my head off..."
"What about this one?"
"No, is still BlowJob Face."
"See, this is what you are doing. Is still BlowJob Face. Not for Elizabeth."
"Maybe smaller?"
"Try even smaller. We are getting close! I can feel it!"
"This?"
"Is too small. Perhaps something with tongue?"
"Tongue?"
"Yes, yes. But cannot be to crude. I have heard that is not appreciated..."
"Do you have my face ready yet, Major?"
"We've been working on it..."
*Scary!Elizabeth is scary. And Hot."
"I'm not interest in excuses, Major, I want results."
"Yes Ma'am."
Lorne is under a lot of pressure here.
He looks to the right. No help there.
He looks to the left. Definitely no help there...
