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My ex-boyfriend Brett Favre has decided to retire from the Green Bay Packers today! Yay!
Thanks Brett. Now we'll have an even easier time beating your asses from now on. Go Bears.
So now that your football career is over, you can leave your silly wife and come back to me!
Actually, Favre, you are truly one of the best. One of the last true legends in pro sports. You played the game because you loved it, not for some stupid contract or bling bling. Pro sports are missing guys like you. It's a damn shame. I hope you enjoy your time off. You've provided great entertainment and great football for Packers fans, as well as us Bears fans alike. Have a good one man.
Thanks Brett. Now we'll have an even easier time beating your asses from now on. Go Bears.
So now that your football career is over, you can leave your silly wife and come back to me!
Actually, Favre, you are truly one of the best. One of the last true legends in pro sports. You played the game because you loved it, not for some stupid contract or bling bling. Pro sports are missing guys like you. It's a damn shame. I hope you enjoy your time off. You've provided great entertainment and great football for Packers fans, as well as us Bears fans alike. Have a good one man.