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[caboose1919]

So I sound like the Compte de Rochforte now. you know, the cray Three Musketeers villian with the eye patch, gravelly voice, and wardrobe of Standard Baddie Black? It makes me want to threaten Chris O'Donnell and slice candlesticks

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[onestarrynight]

Dude, who doesn't want to slice candlesticks and threaten Chris O'Donnell?

[caboose1919]

You've never seen the Three Musketeers with Keifer Sutherland, Tim Curry, and one of those damn Sheens?

He's the former Musketeer who killed D'Artagnan's poppy. Somewhere along the line, he loses an eye, becomes The Cardinal's right-hand man, and then becomes the butt of nearly every one of Oliver Platt's jokes in the movie.