On a slightly lighter note...
You guys remember Peter? Well today, he IM'd me and asked me to come to the Winter Formal at his school. (Cue: Awwww!)
Problem though. He's dating Kayla. Kayla is one of Jessica's best friends. I like Kayla. She is fun and she's a writer and she watches Bones and Psych and she reads my X-Men fic...
Why is all this a problem? Peter likes me.
I'm going to ask Kayla if it's okay with her if I go to the dance. But I might anyways, just because I've never been to a dance. :)
Another thing that totally kicks ass: I convinced a kid at school that I'm a lesbian. Here's the story. (Cue: WHAT THE HELL!?)
Someone made a 'your mom loves me' joke.
I said "Your mom loves me."
Someone said "Lesbo!"
I say, "Lesbians are hot. Lesbian sex is hot."
An African-American boy (with an afro!!!) is walking in the door.
I tell him, "Lesbian sex is hot!"
He says, "You're telling me!"
I leave the room and check my face for makeup smudges, then I stop by the classroom again.
"Tyler, now the question is, 'do I know this from personal experience?'"
"I'm guessing you do!"
"Maybe."
"You do, don't you!"
"I'm not going to say anything."
Then I left.
So now, there will be one less odd guy hitting on me. I hope this doesn't become the number one topic on the gossip scale... Oh, well. It was fun. And guys like freaky girls. ;)
Problem though. He's dating Kayla. Kayla is one of Jessica's best friends. I like Kayla. She is fun and she's a writer and she watches Bones and Psych and she reads my X-Men fic...
Why is all this a problem? Peter likes me.
I'm going to ask Kayla if it's okay with her if I go to the dance. But I might anyways, just because I've never been to a dance. :)
Another thing that totally kicks ass: I convinced a kid at school that I'm a lesbian. Here's the story. (Cue: WHAT THE HELL!?)
Someone made a 'your mom loves me' joke.
I said "Your mom loves me."
Someone said "Lesbo!"
I say, "Lesbians are hot. Lesbian sex is hot."
An African-American boy (with an afro!!!) is walking in the door.
I tell him, "Lesbian sex is hot!"
He says, "You're telling me!"
I leave the room and check my face for makeup smudges, then I stop by the classroom again.
"Tyler, now the question is, 'do I know this from personal experience?'"
"I'm guessing you do!"
"Maybe."
"You do, don't you!"
"I'm not going to say anything."
Then I left.
So now, there will be one less odd guy hitting on me. I hope this doesn't become the number one topic on the gossip scale... Oh, well. It was fun. And guys like freaky girls. ;)