Here's the deal. I fly out to SF on Saturday, May 26. Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's End comes out Friday, May 25. I WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE SO BAD.

Is anyone in Boston going with whom I can tag along?

You know about the Billy Joel song "Captain Jack," right?

But Captain Jack will get you high tonight
And take you to your special island
Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Just a little push 'n' you'll be smilin'

Yeah.

I need a Captain Jack icon.