Jul 19, 2005 20:59
Grandmother: Oh! I love gay people. They're so charming! I wish my boyfriend was gay! He would dance with me, shop with me, he'd paint my nails, he'd shave my legs!
Yes, grandma darling, all the gay people in the world are charming and love to dance! Bwuahaha
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Mom: Jenny, I'm not going to let you be a vegetarian any longer
Jenny: Mom, there's absolutely no way I'm going to stop being a vegetarian
And that was the end of that.