Jul 22, 2004 20:20
Today marks the one year anniversary in which all things in my life changed forever (for good or bad has yet to be seen). A seemingly existential event occurred one year ago; I went out with some friends, I got arrested. Its amazing how the simplest choices in life can have such profound consequences. Anyway, this entry is not at all about what was, but is about what is and what is going to be. The past is old. The future is where I will take you.
I just finished summer classes and will begin to work at my uncles office full time. Fall semester will be my last at SPC and January will bring about an end to my "incarceration." So, with a little luck my life will be somewhat back to normal in approx. 6 months, so prepair yourself, Im takin over the entire mongoloid calendar. 2005 is the year of Chris, Bitches! Skeet, Skeet!!
The weekend following my release from "incarceration," my uncles letting me take the stretch, excursion, pimpa ass limo out! So, everyones invited...or at least 10 or 12 people. So get ready for some much needed partying. Super Bowl! Definitely goin to a super bowl party, so someone needs to have one, and i expect their to be lots of bitches there for my to cheap on!
Sometime in February Im goin to visit my dad in Cali, do some snowboardin and check out some colleges. That should be good times! Gaparilla also takes place sometime around there, and if Im here, I might be able to convince my uncle to let me on one of the floats. Boobs!!
Of course theres St.Patrick's Day and Spring Break. Well there both gona be a blast, but more impotantly I want to arrange for a group venture somewhere, maybe Daytona, for some cheapin on women! Hotel rooms are like $200 big ones, but split between 4-5 people, it shouldnt be too bad. So everyone needs to save up $400-$500 for a kickass trip. Im thinkin 3-5 days.
I turn 21 in May which means plenty of Steel! Also, theres a slight chance that Im goin to Rio, Brazil! Can you say cheapin on sexy, tan Brazilian women? I can. CHEAPIN ON SEXY, TAN, BRAZILIAN WOMEN!!!
Best of all, if all goes well, 2005 will come to a close with a semester completed back in G-Ville. Im hopin that a certain someone( we'll call him coward, pansy, dick muncher) will have graduated/Dropped out and have moved on with his life so that I can move on with mine. As long as he has, I should have a good chance at being back at UF this time next year!
So, thats the plan, I hope all goes well. Next year is shapin up to kick some major ass! Oh, and if coward, pansy, dick muncher is readin, jail life is sooo difficult! Their making me their girlfriend and I am soooo miserable! God please have mercy on my damned soul!!!AaaaaaaaaHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
Cheers!