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[c_andywarhol_a]

this week i am going to
wash the dog
play leapfrog with a transvestite
rob a bank and then spray paint it
litter out my window
peal skin off of a frog
and then eat it
i am going to call the president of six countries and say
spank me and I'll spray
i am going to fly
and when i am in the air
i am going to pop the first hot air balloon i see
i am going to drown myself in the bath tub 2 times
streak through the white house
paint myself like a black person
only eat pizza
find yellow bears
hang out with king kong and truman capote
and get the mean reds and blues with a pretty young lady
call main street the retard heaven
"main street is the heaven for the retards"
I will not do the jitterbug
but i wont stop dancing