And so it begins...

[c0rporatewh0re]

i was walking from work to my car yesterday, (in avon) and i walked past the columns, and all of a sudden this horrible, gross brown thing fell out of the sky and landed right smack dab in the middle of my chest, where it latched on and sat and stared up at me with its beady red eyes of death. of course i flipped out, and my attempts to smack it off were somewhat hindered by my utter revulsion and reluctance to touch the damn thing. i'm sure this proved entertaining to the patrons of the columns.

cicadas should all hurry up and die!