I need to find myself interesting hobbies. Seriously.
My God, I need to get away from FB, one of my friends just updated about how he was riding the bus and this one guy who was hanging (from somewhere outside the bus? I don't really know) fell and the next instant, he was ...legless and said leg was like, 3 meters away.
Can you spell TRAUMA?! I think I puked in my mouth. And it had like, 8 "likes". DUDE. What's wrong with people?!
Ohno Satoshi and Chinen Yuri are now friends.
- Aiba Masaki likes this.
Sakurai Sho Congratulations!
Ninomiya Kazunari is now Single.
Ohno Satoshi but why?
Matsumoto Jun I'M FREAKING OUT! SOMEONE STOLE MY LIMITED EDITION PURPLE BIRKIN HANDBAG!- Aiba Masaki, Kamenashi Kazuya and 4 others likes this
Aiba Masaki hang in there jun-kun, *pats*
Ninomiya Kazunari Time to take another vow of moisture.
Aiba Masaki became a fan of Cameron Diaz
Akanishi Jin > Kamenashi Kazuya u dr?
Yamashita Tomohisa Minna! Please buy NEWS new album and support our concert!
- Kim Jaejoong likes this.
Akanishi Jin LOL u d man!
Nishikido Ryo Fucking stop promoting everywhere! We're all Johnnies here, we know NEWS has a new album and concert. Bakanishi you're a dumbass.
Kim Jaejoong I would love to see a Johnny's concert. Yamashita-san, I'd love to go!
Kato Shigeaki ^ Please don't.
Nishikido Ryo > Kato Shigeaki Don't embarrass us!
Kato Shigeaki > Nishikido Ryo We'll be more embarrassed if HE goes! Have you heard us sing?! Have you heard THEM sing?!
Kamenashi Kazuya likes Let's learn Korean!!!
- Akanishi Jin, Tegoshi Yuya and 2 others likes this.
Akanishi Jin LOLOLOLOLOLOL Oppa~
Taguchi Junnosuke Oppa suki Oppai janai! Yay!~
Tanaka Koki *facepalms*
Koyama Keichiiro Help! Nyanta is sick! What should I do?!
Tegoshi Yuya Poor Kei-chan! Don't worry! i'll ask Shige-san to buy medicine for Nyanta!!
Kato Shigeaki WHAT?! WHY ME!?
Tegoshi Yuya because you're the only one who has another cat, shige-chan!
Kato Shigeaki In case it escaped your memory, Wagahai is invisible.
Koyama Keichiiro Oh please Shige! Buy Nyanta Medicine? Please, please, please?
Kato Shigeaki Fine, but you're paying me back.
Masuda Takahisa hu's Wagahai?
Ikuta Toma became a fan of TOKIO
Ikuta Toma > Yamashita Tomohisa I haven't seen you in a while : (
Yamashita Tomohisa > Ikuta Toma I'm just here, come over?
Chinen Yuri Yay! Ohno Satoshi -kun is taking me fishing tomorrow! Can't wait!
Ohno Satoshi I am?
Chinen Yuri Yes! Don't you remember? You asked Ninomiya-kun to tell me to meet you in front of the station tomorrow!
Ohno Satoshi oh okay then see you
Sakurai Sho > Ninomiya Kazunari I have no idea what you're planning but I better not hear news of you pushing the kid overboard.
Ninomiya Kazunari > Sakurai Sho Oooh, great idea! Thanks Sho-kun! >:)
Kamenashi Kazuya and Kimura Takuya are now friends
- Akanishi Jin, Uchi Hiroki and 74 others like this.
Akanishi Jin hey! dont ignore meeeeeeeee kameeeeeee!!!
Nishikido Ryo What? So you think you're cool now?
Masuda Takahisa 46 minutes before dinner! Gyoza~!
- Tegoshi Yuya, Koyama Keichiiro and 4 others like this.
Yamashita Tomohisa hamburger! hamburger!
Ikuta Toma Curry! Curry!
Kitagawa Keiko You two are so cute. Lol.
Ikuta Toma and Higayashima Noriyuki are now friends
- Joushima Shigeru, Nakai Masahiro and 8 others like this
Yasuda Shota is painting his nails black!
Ohkura Tadayoshi I thought you wanted it pink?
Nishikido Ryo Subaru's with you isn't he? I knew it.
Akanishi Jin and Kim Jaejoong are now friends
Akanishi Jin > Kim Jaejoong so, do you keep contact with your other bandmates? u know, like yunho and that other tall guy? i mean they dont ignore u or anythin ryt? ur still frends?
Kim Jaejoong Yes, Akanishi-san, we're still good friends, Changmin's actually beside me right now, demanding food. Haha.
Akanishi Jin oh. oh. uhm, kay. thanks
Kim Jaejoong Can I help you with anything?
Akanishi Jin lol, no, its nothin
Akanishi Jin > Kamenashi Kazuya hey, come on, r u mad at me or sometin?
Yamashita Tomohisa and Ikuta Toma are now in a relationship.
- Horikita Maki, Kitagawa Keiko and 142 others like this.
Abiru Yuu You're gay?!
Kagami Seira He used to do my hair!
Oguri Shun ... Congratulations?
Ikuta Toma Lol, it's not like that. We share a bond.
Yamashita Tomohisa our relationship cannot be defined.
Koyama Keichiiro Congratulations to our news riida! May you both find happiness with each other!!
Matsumoto Jun TOMA! WHERE ARE YOU?! We need to talk about this sudden decision of yours! Do you know what this will do to your career?
Joushima Shigeru Oh to be young and in love.
Ikuta Toma it's not like that!!!!
Kazama Shunsuke > Yamashita Tomohisa Finally huh?
Hasegawa Jun > Yamashita Tomohisa <3~ all the best!
Ikuta Toma IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!!! TOMO! HELP ME OUT HERE!
Yamashita Tomohisa became a fan of JIMMY MACKEY.
- Kusano Hironori likes this.
Uchi Hiroki I miss Johnny's sports fest.
Akanishi Jin > Kamenashi Kazuya look, I'm sorry okay? don't be mad at me but u knw i have to do ds it's my dream and we used to talk about this all the time wen we wer younger remembr? it's my chance and i want to take it ya know? kame i'm not leaving you and kattun coz i really want to, its coz i hav a long time dream i want to fulfil and i'm not passing up d chance wen its ryt infront of me.
- Ueda Tatsuya, Nakamaru Yuiichi and 6 others like this.
Kim Jaejoong wonders if lip gloss is better than lip shine. Hmm.
- Kim Heechul and Akanishi Jin likes this.
Park Yoochun Whatever man, as long as you can use it for lube, Yunho won't care.
Kim Ryeowook I always use Vaseline!
Yamashita Tomohisa Pink shine!
Kim Heechul Wookie! Ever tried Vicks?
Kim Junsu Heechul Hyung! Are you sick!? : (
Jung Yunho Jae, why do we have cooking oil on the bed?
Kim Heechul Hey Yunho, how do you like Jaejoong's new pussy? Hella bomb!!!
Kato Shigeaki Why is my life so hard? All of my friends are idiots!
Nishikido Ryo and Kato Shigeaki are no longer friends.
- Tegoshi Yuya, Kokubun Taichi and 21 others like this.
Kim Jaejoong became a fan of ASIAN POP STARS WHO ARE TALENTED FROM WAIST DOWN
- Kim Junsu and Akanishi Jin like this
Kamenashi Kazuya > Akanishi Jin Have you lost your mind? No, I'm not mad, i'm just...It's just... Never mind.
Kamenashi Kazuya I miss you.
- Yamashita Tomohisa, Nishikido Ryo and 4 others like this
Yamashita Tomohisa > Ikuta Toma Otanjoubi Omedetto Toma-chan~ ♥
Ikuta Toma > Yamashita Tomohisa ♥
I know it's not finished and made no sense whatsoever but I just felt the need to write something other than digesting 35 criminal cases involving rape and murder. I read an fb fic in KPOP fandom and NOW I CAN'T FIND IT!!! (where I based this) Arrgh! That was so funny I should have saved it. Anyway, nothing. I am bored and ...Missing a few people. : (
Back to rape.
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