Heterosexuality is so over-rated!
You know, I could almost believe that Hee Chul is a girl if it weren't for the adam's apple which can probably poke my eye out.
Me trying to teach a guy HS friend the names of the Suju members by pointing at their CD cover: This is Sungmin and Kangin then HeeChul etc-etc..
Him: Corina, except for the fat guy, they all look like Kage Bunshins of each other.
LOLOLOLOLOL4EVER. I thought that was really funny because it's so true! When I first saw SuJu, I couldn't tell them apart because they all look alike irregardless of the hairstyles and costumes. .Obviously, Shindong was the first SuJu member I recognized.
So one of my high school classmates invited us to their family's new home and it was a disaster, WE WERE LOCKED OUT OF THE HOUSE at 2AM and I think we woke up the entire neighborhood. I decided that I hate automatic houses or whatever you call those homes with too much technology thingies, I swear, they have like, CCTV's and automatic locks and alarms which is connected to the emergency hotline. It was humiliating! But there were 6 of us so it wasn't so bad.
So this is what happened:
We were looking for the garbage bin, you'd think that a house with 3 kitchens (I swear, it was like Iron Chef in there) would have visible garbage cans, but no, because it was so high tech and minimalistic and gleaming silver, we were blinded and couldn't find anything except random cupboards bearing exotic food from Taiwan which i'm sure are endangered species of some sort but as none of us are Kanji experts, we couldn't really tell. Anyway, so we ended up raiding the refrigerator because, hey, it's 1am and waaaaay past the midnight snack time. So we took out ice cream, cake, coke, beer, peanuts and everything we can find in the fridge that is basically edible, including a 3 day old sandwich. So of course, we had more garbage than what we originally had. Finally, we felt guilty because of course, how dare us eat all their food and not even bother to clean up? The host (our friend) said, "Let's just leave it outside where the garbage truck can pick it up tomorrow" and so for the sake of camaraderie, we all went out the house, each carrying a garbage bag, completely forgetting the fact that the house has automatic locks and we left our phones inside.
Our automatic reaction was to laugh. I mean duh. We're locked out of the house at 2 am when everyone's asleep and no way in and are you for real this is so ridiculous! HAHAHAHA! Then eventually I felt the need to pee and it wasn't as funny anymore because I was basically two seconds away from peeing on their garden or something. (No, not really but you're not there so you don't know the feeling). So we did a lot of things like dance in front of the CCTV in the hopes that our friend's dad is still awake from shouting help to knocking endlessly on the door (completely useless because the house is so big not even the dog heard our knocking). In the end, our friend was like, "This is stupid, let's just activate the alarm" and we did that by trying to force our way inside through the front door. (Aka lockpick) And THAT was a freaking big disaster, GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. It was so NOISY! With all the WANGWANGWANGWANGWANG and BLEEPBLEEPBLEEPBLEEP and neighbors going out to look and the Village police coming over to check out what happened and THE EMERGENCY HOTLINE CALLED THE HOUSE TO ASK WHAT's THE EMERGENCY!!! And our friend's mother was like, "I am mad but I will not lash out until everyone's left and this is all cleared"
T.T we're a sad, pathetic bunch. It's a good thing that we all grew up together and know each others parents, otherwise, we probably would have been jailed for being nuisance idiots.
I never did get to pee. When I entered the bathroom I was too confused because of the decor, it was a freaking GARDEN! With WATERFALLS! And stones and pebbles and bonsai's and leaves! And AUDIO of waves and wind and cicadas and I was too creeped out to even sit on the toilet! Especially with all those buttons at the side and I don't know how the heck am I supposed to flush?! I feared being attacked by a bidet. I just...washed my hands and decided that I can just wait till I get home. (Also, they have a really large mirror in front of the toilet and you can literally see yourself pee and really, I was never that vain.)
So that was actually fun. In a this-is-so-like-the-movies-except-that-we-didn't-really-learn-anything-significant-except-how-to-not-design-our-house, way.
When we left we all decided that we needed hard liquor and ended up in the nearest bar. Especially since we found out that our friend is the host for this year's annual Christmas party. What joy. I can just imagine the neighbor's faces when they see us again.
But HAPPY DAYS! I found out that at least 4 of my high school classmates are fans of SuJu!! (okay, maybe just of naked Siwon but whatever, he still counts as SuJu) and are willing to go watch SuShow 3! I originally had no intention of going again as i've already seen them and I doubt they'll change that much in a year but STILL! If all 4 of them watch, I might as well watch and sing SUPERGIRL with them too! (As we can only sing Chinese songs, Korean is a bitch to learn) maybe I can convince them to throw pink thongs at Sungmin... I might even offer HeeChul cat blood.
RECS!
Sacrifice Boredom - Ryo/Ueda I have no idea what the heck this fic was all about but it was still so hysterical! Gad, I miss Americanishi.
The no talk project - Ryo/Ueda. SO CUUUTE. Office AU! They've been assigned a project together, the only problem is, they don't to talk to each other at all!
Filling Shoes - Ryo and kids.
Grounds of Challenge - Huggable fail!shige RyoShige
Don't you forget (About us) - Jin was involved in a car accident and when he woke up, he thinks that it's still 2006.
KATTUN in Paris - HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH. I enjoyed Junno so much.
Of Pawns and their Antics - Toma in Arashi, Yamapi in NEWS.
And...i'm bored with all the reccing. LOL. I miss DBSK. I can't believe they're really not together anymore. Q.Q