When children grow up
I am very late for this but:
WOMEN OF THE WORLD, REJOICE!!!
YAMACUPPY HAS FINALLY FOUND HETEROSEXUALITY!!!
I feel like a proud mama, *excuse me while I dab the tears at the corner of my eyes* Oh baby Pi-chan! It seems as if it was only a week ago when the sight of Keiko's woman lips disgusts you. (it was) *sniff* Look at you now! All grown up and kissing women properly! (knowledge courtesy of Shige-slutface i'm sure!)
Don't you guys just feel the tension?! The effort? The longing? I demand that Yamapi receive an award for this! Never in my life did I think that he would ever be this good of an actor! *is touched*.
I ship them so hard I can almost ignore the existance of one IKUTA TOMA. Except that I can't because his lover made sure to mention his name in some random cheeseburger related nikki entry which only made me hungry. (But i'm full now, I seem to have swallowed a lot of my words....) What? Apologizing already?! Tsk. Yamapi's brain escapes me sometimes.
Moving on, i'm actually not supposed to be online, I am supposed to be repenting for my so-called sins which I am not even aware of, but seeing as everyone and their mothers are buzzing about Buzzer Beat, I thought i'd at least pretend to watch. Sadly, I haven't even finished passed episode 4, I don't really get it, i'm really not meant for romantic dramas, I can't stand watching people deal with their feelings because it annoys me. Huhu, what's wrong with me?! This is YAMAPI! And he's NAKED HALF THE TIME! And EMOING! WHY AM I NOT WATCHING?!!! WHY?!! On the other hand, I am positively in love with NINKYO HELPER! I don't actually know what element of that drama draws me in but I always look forward to the next episode! I also like Koi Shite Akuma and would recommend it but the thing is, I have no idea why i'm so hooked to it! (except for Nakayama Yuma) Probably because it's so bad that it turned out good?
So.. Remember a few journal entries back regarding almost missing my flight and the funeral procession and all the other stuff? I was actually renewing my visa and I stayed with my aunt, uncle and two boy cousins. We were playing some random computer game when I noticed that my gradeschool cousin had a bruise on the back of his neck. Apparently, some kids were bullying him and keep hitting the back of his neck, randomly, I suggested that the next time the kid tries something again, just... punch him.
Yesterday morning, my aunt called my mother and demanded that she talk with "that" daughter because her child took his cousin's advice and broke the bully's nose. Of course, the bully went to his mommy and cried wolf and mommy went to the school principal and school principal went to my aunt and my aunt talked with my cousin and long story short;
"Corin nee-chan told me that I should punch him." <-- This excuse did not sit well with my straight-laced aunt. She called my mom. Who was out of the country at that time, who arrived home yesterday afternoon and said "Where is my 3rd spawn?" (or something like that) and of course, my younger brother, who never does well under pressure, was more than willing to sell me out.
"I saw her went out the back 2 minutes ago."
*shakes fists*
STUPID BULLY! WHAT THE HELL DID HE COME TO MOMMY FOR?! COWAAAARD! When this girl punched me last year, I didn't go to her mom and went "YOUR LESBIAN DAUGHTER PUNCHED MY LIGHTS OUT! KILL HER!! SHE'S EVIL!!"
So now i'm playing hide and seek with my mom, who's like...The scariest being ever. I'm serious! You know those newspaper caricatures where the main character is this mousy looking person and looming at the back is a big blob with red eyes and sharp teeth? That's exactly how she is! I'm sorry guys, but even i'm not "man" enough for this! So i'm hiding until this whole thing blows over and so far, nothing's blowing over. I don't know why... Must be because I make sure not to get anywhere within her line of vision...Granted, she's not exactly seeking....
But YAY! She's flying out again tonight, I can at least breathe for a while.
It's not really that my mom's harsh, just that.... I'm not exactly a very good person and when I start trouble, it goes in three's. Remember burning my house, destroying a house and meeting Leslie? (granted, that wasn't exactly trouble but it was still a disaster) But on the other hand, when i'm lucky, i'm extremely lucky, I won so many appliances in my life I might as well open an appliance store.
I honestly don't understand how these things go.
But let's move on!
I found out that JIN-FAN speaks and write JAPANESE the way SHIROTA YUU AND MIZUSHIMA HIRO speak and write ENGLISH! So of course, I decided that we should become the best of friends!
She loves Jin?! HOMYGOD I LOVE JIN TOO! He's like, MY HAPPY PILL! Yamapi who?
AKAME shipper? HOMYGOD ME TOO! AKAME is like, MY RELIGION!!! Tomapi who?
This has nothing to do with the fact that I copy all her assignments among other things...
So i've been lurking around KATTUN comm (because you know, i'm a Jin fan and I need to know the latest AKAME sightings) and I have to say, I love my fellow AKAME fans! When it's first-hand sightings, (coming from the users themselves) everyone's like, "Post this in JENT_FANFIC" or "Wow, some people are so delusional" whereas when it comes from some random Chinese website or something, people are like, "OMGOD! Again? AKAME are shameless hussies! They're always together!" or "EEE!!! Akame sharing the same hairstyle!"
*wipes tears* I'm starting to love that comm.
My sensei is fabulous! He's like, the gheiest ghei that ever gheid in this universe! We have deep, intellectual discussions regarding Japanese toilets. Long, stimulating sessions involving Japanese women and their fake noses... (Gasp! You don't say!?). That was until we had this long exam written in Hiragana/Kanji/Katakana. I was "HUH?" the whole time because I didn't even know that we were supposed to memorize those things! (turns out, everyone already knew how to even before they enrolled in the class) so being an "elite." I wrote in kanji! (read: cannot write gana/kana)
Of course, ghei sensei was all, "Corin-san, you're making it hard for me!"
And I was like, "Dude, i'm just making it easy for myself!"
He called me weird. I called him gay. We are totally OTP. Or OT3 if we include Jin-fan who's like, all for homosexuality! (hooray!)
Isn't my life amazing?! Sensei's ghei, Jin-fan's ghei and Yamapi is turning straight!
Honestly? I feel a little sad, for everyday that Yamapi is looking a little more heterosexual, he loses sparkle in my eyes.
But for the moment, i'm going to enjoy Yamapuppy's newly acquired heterosexuality by reading gratitous amount of TOMAPI PORN. What can I say? Loyalty was, is and will always be my greatest virtue.