1. You have $10 and need to buy snacks at a gas station; what do you buy?
Chips and queso. A large iced tea. If there's enough money left and a cheap sandwich, one of those too.
2. If you had to be reincarnated as some sort of sea-dwelling creature, what would you be?
No idea.
3. Who's your favorite redhead?
The girl who plays Ginny Weasley in the Harry Potter movies. I can't think of any others.
4. What do you order when you're at a pancake house?
Probably a belgian waffle, or chocolate chip pancakes.
5. Do you own any... naughty toys?
Of course.
6. Have you made out with anyone on your friends list?
I've kissed a couple and there's a few I wouldn't mind making out with.
7. Describe your favorite pair of underwear:
Lately, none.
8. Describe the last time you were injured:
Physically? drunken bruises. Emotionally: any time I get drunk.
9. Are there any odd things that make you feel comfortable?
Odd things? I like being alone with my kitty and reading.
10. Tell me a weird story from your high school years:
When I was a freshman, there were a bunch of junior and one senior guy who used to belt my name down the hall. I'd look around and recognize no one. One day the person behind the whole thing revealed himself: a 6'6" guy literally looming over me. I think I jumped almost high enough to meet his eyes.
11. What is the wallpaper on your cell phone?
I don't have a cell phone. I'm a miscreant!
12. Soda?
Lately, Safeway Select diet cream soda. Any given day of the week: Fresca.
13. Flavor of pudding?
Chocolate
14. What type of shirt are you wearing?
A white Banana Republic camisole.
15. Prescription medication?
Yes.
16. If you could use only one form of transportation for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Automatic transportation, a la The Fly. No adverse side effects, though.
17. How many people are on your friends list?
41 plus some feeds.
18. How many people on your list do you know in real life?
I've met 12.
19. What are you listening to right now?
The rambling in my brain.
20. Most recent movie you watched?
Latest episode of Veronica Mars. I can't remember the last movie I sat through.
21. Name 5 things you have with you at all times:
A book, my journal, wallet, palm pilot, darts.
22. Would you rather give or receive a foot massage?
Ditto'ing
spasmsproject's response here: Can I trade it for a backrub?
23. Name a teacher you had the hots for:
Calc professor freshman year in college. He was yummy.
24. What is a saying that you use a lot?
Whatever.
25. What's one piece of advice that you think should be passed on to every child?
This, too, shall pass.