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[bystand]

I've been researching, and while at it I found out that England was once upon a time a flying island ruled by miniature ducks, but the ducks could not fly themselves since they were so tiny and got tired quickly, so the ducks were stuck up there in their flying island with no one else to keep them company

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[exorcist_allen]

Very funny. Next you won't be saying I'm a descendant of those ducks, gerbils and swans.

[bystand]

I'd never do that~ Your hair definitely doesn't look like a duckbutt at times, no, not at all.

[exorcist_allen]

Yes it does! Wait... You have no idea what I mean...

[bystand]

Nope, I don't. But your hair really doesn't look like a duckbutt, and then you're also quite tall.. So maybe you're not a descendant of those ducks!

It's kinda easy communicating like this, yeah?

[exorcist_allen]

Where would you have gotten that idea, anyways? I look quite close to a duck.

It's really fun... ...Annoying.

[bystand]

I definitely know~ No, you're wrong, specially when you pout like that.

I don't think it's fun, but it can't get tiring.

[exorcist_allen]

Even thinking in opposites... Must you be such a prat? That was so easy..hard to write. I look entirely nnnnn-NOTHING like a duck!

No, it can't. Can. Agh. This is the first event I've ever liked. ...HATED.

[bystand]

It doesn't help exercise your brain~ That's bad good, duckie!

[exorcist_allen]

-goddammit, gives up XD;- You really don't think you're such a clever rabbit, don't you? At least I'm...not there to give you a piece of my mind.

[bystand]

Oh, I'd love to have a piece of your mind~

Hey, there's so much job with this event going on that I'll be hanging out here for a while longer.

[exorcist_allen]

Well you won't get it if you come home.

... Opposites... Oh, you mean you aren't coming home? Are. So much harder...easier to write small sentences.

[bystand]

That's not what I mean at all.

[exorcist_allen]

Then I guess I won't see you when you get back. I have a feeling I'll be called out to dinner with a pretty lady before you do.

....If you see anything under that, please don't ignore it....

[bystand]

It's too easy to ignore it when my favorite pastime consists of taking baths in liquid chocolate!

[exorcist_allen]

Liquid chocolate? That doesn't sound fun at all. But I'm not wondering where you might find so much that you could bathe in it.

[bystand]

Maybe in the dark side of the moon? I'd rather bathe in it than eat it.