"Greetings, Friend! You have reached the phone of AQUAMAN! I am most likely fighting evil for the good of all mankind, which makes it difficult to take your call at the same time! Please leave a message after that jaunty little beep, and I vow to you, on the honor of Neptune's beard, I will return it at my earliest convenience! Thank you, and go ( Read more... )

Boxes were strewn about office number 28 as Aquaman finally got around to packing up his things and getting ready to return to Atlantis and the superheroing business. He was almost certain that Batman and the Green Lantern and all the others would just be thrilled to see him back, ready to help on any grand crusades for justice that would come ( Read more... )

As soon as Aquaman heard the announcement on the radio about the bugs and the cabins, he instantly regretting buckling down behind his desk to churn out those last few chapters of his autobiography. He tried to remain vigilant, focusing on his telling adventures under the sea in defending Atlantis, but it was hard with the thought of camping and ( Read more... )

Aquaman should probably be working on his book some more, but Aquaman was finding better things to do.

Like fish soccer!!!

"Yes! Goal!" he cheered the fish friend on happily. "That play was outrageous! Let's go for a replay!"

[[ open door, open office, open post!! FISH SOCCER! ]]

Aquaman had been just terrible...terrible!...at working on that whole finishing his autobiography thing. So, today, on what he suspected might be a nice quiet Thursday, he hunkered down at his desk with some inspiring music and some nice green tea, and got ready to work on the next few exciting chapters of 20,000 Victories Under the Sea!Today's ( Read more... )

It had apparently been a very busy week for Aquaman, as he had not had a chance to spend hardly any time in his office, except to feed the fishies. But today was another story. He had resolved to settle in behind his desk, edit at least the first two chapters of his autobiography, and then do a little bit of research on the computer for class. ( Read more... )

( Home Ec is Outrageous! Summer II 2010, Fandom High School. )

Aquaman was in his office, doing some organization for his class, when came across a startling realization ( Read more... )

Today, Aquaman was trying an experiment. With the usual classical music to guide his creativity, he sat at his desk, surrounded by extra reeds and materials from yesterday's basket weaving class. His face was in a stern rigor of concentration, brows knitted, lip bitten, as his fingers worked to try to bend and weave the reeds together. His ( Read more... )

It was another Tuesday in Aquaman's office, which meant a lot of classical music and working on his exciting memoir, 20,000 Victories Under the Sea!. It was always an engaging activity, and today's adventure was going somewhere along the lines of:

"And then I said to my crime-fighting compatriots, 'Perhaps if we built this large wooden narwhal... ( Read more... )