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Dec 15, 2020 19:23

Hello there, everyone who may stumble across this page!  My name is Rae, and you may also know me as broadwaypants from these three sites.  And this is my fic journal!  It even has a welcome post/fic masterlist, see?

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SO YOU WANTS TO READ MAH STUFFS?

All stories listed in order by length, shortest to longest, because there are a crap-ton of them for your convenience!

The Fandoms and Such:

Avatar: The Last Airbender | Avenue Q | bare: a pop opera | Glee | Glee/Doctor Who CrossoversIn the Heights | Johnny and the Sprites | Phantom of the Opera | Rock of Ages | Sweeney Todd
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Shear Madness: The aftermath of Azula's breakdown.  [Deals with mental illness; 600 words]

Grandpakku: An insight to Kana and Pakku's past and present relationships.  [1700 words]

Avenue Q
Lucky Penny: We all tell little white lies once in a while, right? Well, one of those is about to catch up with Princeton. [750 words]

bare: a pop opera
Phone Call: There are a lot of things Peter should be doing. He should go find his mother or delete Jason's number from his phone or go across the sidewalk to the girl's dorm to talk to Ivy in person. But all he can do is give her a phone call. [600 words]

Catch Me I'm Falling: He’d never known that his musings about life and love could be put down on paper, had even laughed in his therapist’s face when she had suggested it. It was a private thing, he reasoned, so why should he write it down? [Trigger warning for drug abuse and self-harm; 900 words]

Pain: Ivy was unsteady on her legs and she walked numbly down the sidewalk, crossing from one side to the other drunkenly. She was trembling and she felt as if she had just been ripped open. [Trigger warning for abortion; 1100 words]

Prince Peter and the Seven Dwarves: Peter didn't understand a lot of things, but he knew that being a good little boy meant his parents fought less. So, naturally, he tried to be the perfect little boy. And then he made a mistake. [Contains innocent, childish crossdressing; 2100 words]

Imaginary Friend: Peter never had an imaginary friend when he was younger, but it was now common knowledge that wherever Peter went, Jason came with him. [2700 words]

Sophomore Septembers: 'He’s so cute when he’s sleeping,' Jason leaned forward again and brushed Peter’s bangs from his forehead, fingertips tingling as he touched the sleeping boy. // Another one of those famous "that day in September" fics, full of roommate bonding and fluff. [3800 words]

Glee
Howard's Dream: Howard Bamboo, like everyone else, has a dream. And it's not being in a band. [300 words]

There's a Crack... In My Brain: Kurt Hummel is not pleased with the latest developments in his canon life.  Especially when these developments leave him sleep-deprived. [500 words]

Partners: Reaching up, Artie took the first slip of paper he felt, gripping it between his fingertips. “Quinn,” his voice cracked from disuse and was slightly higher than normal, though whether that was from relief or nerves he couldn’t tell. [700 words]

"Palm, Meet Forehead.": Jesse has a really bad habit of singing at Kurt in airports.  Blaine just makes is worse. [750 words]

The Truth: Contrary to popular belief, Finn is not stupid. He just has Quinn Fabray as his girlfriend, who has somehow become pregnant despite the fact that they have never had sex. [900 words]

Strategically Placed Hospitals are Awesome: Journey: Wanked, in which lots of things are strategically placed, lots of things are ripped off of Sectionals, and Jesse St. James is super-spraying Armpit Man! [900 words]

Promise: Will isn't sure how this all happened. All he knows is that a sobbing Quinn Fabray is in his arms and all he can do is stroke her hair and whisper soothingly, "It's okay..." [1200 words]

Of Finances and Implied Threesomes: Jesse, Kurt, and Mike all haven't had a real job in what feels like forever, so they form a support group. Then they move in together. [1300 words]

Has he called you a teddy bear yet?: Kurt Hummel has a problem in the form of an overly touchy-feely, giddy, and sick Finn Hudson. [1400 words]

Microwave: "Gave her half an hour to pack. Her father set the timer on the microwave." [1600 words]

Try Again: This time, Blaine thinks he's golden when he wants to serenade someone in public.  He just didn't count on someone else using his crush on Jesse St. James to their advantage. [1600 words]

Smackdown Courtesy of Mr. Kurt Hummel: Kurt has a little chat with Jesse about what he did to Rachel. [1700 words]

Dancing with Myself: Four times Artie Abrams wanted to dance and one that he did. [1800 words]

My Boyfriend is Pluto: Kurt is visiting Jesse in LA and wants to go to Disneyland. Jesse, who's embarrassed that he works there as Pluto, hasn't told Kurt about his job, but they spend the day there anyway. [1800 words]

Badass Babysitter: Mr. Schuester needs a babysitter for his daughter.  Puck volunteers.  [AU: Terri and Quinn pulled off the baby-swap and Will never left Terri; 1800 words]

I Kind of Love Sinatra: Mike makes absolutely certain that Kurt is his dance partner for their new glee number.  Kurt is confused. [1900 words]

Kurt's on Broadway?: Kurt gets cast in the most recent revival of Hair.  And then Rachel becomes his biggest fan. [2000 words]

Burt's Stamp of Approval: It was a wonder Burt hadn't made a grab for a steak knife when Finn had run in one day and told him Kurt had a boyfriend.  Well, maybe he did reach for the knife, but he did manage to listen as Kurt tried to explain just why this guy was worthy.

Soccer Shorts: Mike comes to glee practice wearing his soccer uniform, and Kurt likes what he sees. [2400 words]

Benches: Sometimes sitting with your boyfriend's head in your lap really is the best part of your day.  Scary how dating a hopeless romantic can turn a soulless automaton into one. [2500 words]

First Night: It's Finn's first night back at the Hummel household after he blows up at Kurt. He can't sleep, so Kurt stays up with him. [3000 words]

Rollin': A peek into Artie's thoughts about his Glee club, his wheelchair, and the Jane Adam's Academy's very... ahem... familiar performance at sectionals. [3000 words]

Blaine Likes Dictionaries: Blaine really likes dictionaries, because they give him lots of different ways of defining the word 'kiss.' Now if only he could make Kurt understand that... [3300 words]

Why Kurt Hummel Hates Facebook: Kurt really, really should have just de-friended Jesse when he had the chance. His facebook wall and his relationship with Blaine would certainly have been a lot more... normal if he had. [3500 words]

My Son is a Fucking Superhero!: Five times Burt Hummel was proud of Kurt but held it in, and one where he practically exploded. [3600 words]

Untitled tumblr prompt fills [1]: Something with Kurt/Blaine, featuring Pavarotti and a side of Wes/David bromance; Everyone wakes up as a member of the opposite sex; Kurt/Blaine - mistletoe; One of the girls starts crushing on Blaine; Future!verse Kurt/Blaine [4900 words; total]

En Guarde!: Finn's more observant than people give him credit for, because he totally knows something's up with Kurt. When Jacob Ben Israel reveals that he knows what's up thanks to a hidden camera, Finn goes into protective-big-brother mode and swears to make things all better. Also, he threatens Blaine with a steak knife because he just so happens to have one in his hand. [5700 words]

kerrigan & lowdermilk can write the soundtrack to our life: Kurt and Blaine's relationship, as set to music by Kait Kerrigan and Brian Lowdermilk. [5900 words]

They're Worse than Evil Unicorns: Kurt and Jesse wanted their wedding to be nice and quiet, but they got exactly the opposite when the Westboro Baptist Church showed up to protest. Cue their friends and family showing the WBC exactly how that makes them feel. [Warning for strong, offensive language; 7200 words]

Broadway Geeks: Kurt and Rachel are both on vacation in New York City at the same time. Their respective sets of parents aren't too keen on seeing a bunch of musicals, so the duo sets off together and end up spending two weeks together. [10100 words]

Facebook: A follow-up to "Broadway Geeks" that chronicles Rachel and Kurt's wall-to-wall on facebook after Kurt leaves NYC. [2000 words]

From the Desk of the Fourth Writer...: Jesse St. James was at Sectionals. He overheard Rachel's song for Finn in the auditorium. Blaine plotted with Wes and David to sing with Kurt. Blaine's a dork who fails at confessing his feelings. Mr. Schuester did have a reason to be at Dalton, I promise. Jesse's kind of a stalker, but with good intentions. Also, Christmas spirit. He and Kurt like bearing gifts. Puck and Quinn remember their daughter's first Christmas. And Blaine is still a complete dork who doesn't fail at confessing his feelings. tl;dr: A complete re-write of 2x10. [13500 words]

The Exception to the Rule: AU; Blaine transfers to Carmel after the bullying at his old school reaches a peak.  He auditions for Vocal Adrenaline, gets in, and quickly becomes the bane of Jesse's existence.  Can they put their disputes to rest, or are they destined to hate each other forever?  [17200 words]
The World Was Just a Subway Map: When you live in New York City, you have to know the tricks of the trade. Kurt doesn't know the tricks to either of his trades. Enter Mike Chang, who pops up in Kurt's life at the opportune moment and takes him on a journey of self-discovery. [20100 words]

Perfect for Jesse St. James: Jesse and Blaine have a nice, easy friendship.  At least, it was nice and easy until they met for lattes after Blaine's latest heartbreak, which leads to both confessing more to each other and themselves than they'd ever planned. [26000 words]

Five Days: Jesse and Blaine have reached a standstill.  One in Los Angeles and the other in New York, they aren't quite sure what to do from here.  Can they make it work, or will distance take its toll? [9200 words]
Day of Silence: After Kurt explains to Mr. Schue that he will be participating in Day of Silence, Schue decides to get the whole club in on it. One chapter for each character, detailing what happened during their day and how it affected them. [Trigger warnings for sexual abuse, attempted rape, violence, and offensive/crude language; 43000 words - chaptered]

Glee/Doctor Who Crossovers
[As of right now, all G/DW fics are part of a series and, as such, are listed in order.  All two of them.]
Are You Supposed to be Marty McFly?: When the TARDIS appears in Kurt's backyard, he knows he should be freaking out or calling the police or something.  But he's too distracted by the fashion anomaly in front of him. [1300 words]

Blaine is NOT a Fish-Person: It's all Rory's fault that Blaine finds out about Kurt's time as a time-and-space traveler.  Also that the Doctor interrupted his first ever time making out with his boyfriend.  Thanks, Rory. [1100 words]

In the Heights
It's My Happy Dance!: Sonny shows Usnavi just how horrible his dancing is. [Beltran!Usnavi; 100 words]

Adios: Fairy tale endings have never been part of Usnavi's life. He was a fool to think the bodega would last long, anyway. [800 words]

Guinea Pig: Sonny tries to create new slushies, Pete tries to remember why he agreed to try them, and Nina tries not to laugh at them. [1400 words]

I am Usnavi: The problem: there are four Usnavis and only one Vanessa. The solution? Test them on essential Usnavi skills and have Vanessa pick a favorite. [1400 words]

¡los fuegos artificiales vuelan!: As the streets fill during the blackout, Nina is completely lost and disoriented. Will she allow Benny to help her find her way home? [1400 words]

Tapa del Mundo: Companion piece to ^that^; After the blackout, Benny and Nina end up in Benny's apartment. Benny's set on taking Nina home, but not before her injured knee makes quite a pain of itself. [1600 words]

En ese Escape de Fuego: A twelve-year-old Nina sits on the fire escape, the results of a horrible day at school clutched in her hands. Can Benny cheer her up? [1700 words]

Memoria de Foto: In this album there's a picture of Abuela in Havana. She's holding a rag doll, unsmiling, black and white. I wonder what she's thinking. Does she know that she'll be leaving for the city on a cold, dark night? [1800 words]

Lincoln: He tries to pretend like there's nothing there, like it isn't killing him to see them together. He just smiles and pretends to be normal, even though he knows he's not. [2800 words]

Washington Bridge: Benny walks back to the Heights one evening, thinking about his life. He comes across Kevin and Camila, the latter of whom has a nice little chat with him. [3100 words]

Centenares de Historias: A series of completely random pieces about the characters as kids/teens. Each piece was inspired by a single word. [Lincoln-verse; 12900 words]

Johnny and the Sprites
Turbo Car Basil: Basil's greatest fear is that someone will discover his secret passion for video games. So what happens when Johnny finds out? [2100 words]

Phantom of the Opera
Khanum's Puppets: A deeper look into the mind of the little harem girl and what she had to go through for this "privilege." [Sexual themes; 4300 words]

Rock of Ages
Sweet Tooth: Franz's dream of opening a confectionary store didn't come out of nowhere. He's had a sweet tooth and a love of candy since childhood. [1500 words]

Time Zones: Franz is in Hamburg and Regina is in LA. There's a nine hour time difference between them, but that doesn't stop Franz from calling her every day to say goodnight. The only problem is that he's telling her goodnight at five in the morning! [1500 words]

Sweeney Todd
My Dear Freudian Complex: Johanna knows what's expected of her. She's supposed to forget all about this Mr. Todd. But she can't. [Trigger warning for incest; 1500 words]

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