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[bye_to_yer_head]

*Sniper has already woken up and recovered his clothes and most importantly his gun and kukri. Now there's a video feed of him turning the 3STP over and over in his hands, clearly he has no idea which side to talk into.*

Bloody oath. How th' hell does this doovalacky work?

*He settles on just glaring at the thing hoping that it'll work for him.*

Comments

[Audio - Private /U.H]

[needadspnsrhere]

It's about fucking TIME you showed your ugly mug around here! This place's fuckin' infested with those asscrack smellin' REDs!

Where's tha others?

[video]

[bye_to_yer_head]

Noice t' see yoi too mate.

*Grumble grumble*

Ran off with th' cart most loikely an' left me high an' dry.

[Video - Pirvate /U.H]

[needadspnsrhere]

'course it's nice t'see me.

[He crosses his arms.]
Yeah that sounds like those bastards a'right.

Kay
Now.

SINCE you're a little bitty kiddy here- first thing's fuckin' first.
[Lifts his finger.]

Encode.
Your fucking.
Messages "Mate". This is how you do it.
[Enjoy the explanation filled with 'OH fuck wait no, okay do it this way instead.' all over.]

Two.
REDs are still douches here.

Kay that's... that's about it.

Re: [Video - Pirvate /U.H]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Scout... your technical explanation leaves something to be desired. Sniper has LESS idea of how to work this thing than he did before. He's probably gonna lock messages from himself now. Thanks Scout.*

Look mate, I have no idea what yoi just told me.

I met th' RED Pyro. Okay I guess. Foir a RED.

[Video - Pirvate /U.H]

[needadspnsrhere]

[OH you are so welcome, Sniper. Feel free to ask his opinion any time-- or you know, just look in his general direction, he'll give you like 50 opinions without asking.]

...You went and met with the opposing team? You mean RED Pyro's alright for a hunk of fatty dead head-shot right? That's what you meant?

[Video - Pirvate /U.H]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Good. Come show him how to work the microwave without burning down the building.*

Alright foir a filthy arsonist. Didn't say I wanted t' join forces with th' bloody RED firebug.

Re: [Video - Pirvate /U.H]

[needadspnsrhere]

[That's easy, kick it until it works, or just pull the guts from the machine, light the insides on fire and stick whatever you want to heat inside. That's what he does!

The young man still looks none too happy about a 'meeting'.]

For all ya know, that savage bastard might'a had other REDs follow your ass back ta wherever th'hell ya flopped down n' called home. You're fucked man, I'm tellin' ya, these fuckin' cocksuckers've been after shit for months.

[Or, he's paranoid, maybe both.]

[Video - Pirvate /U.H]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Thanks Scout that... helped.*

Then they'll find my knife in their heads won't they? I'm noit worried mate.

*Pyro actually showed him this place, but he's not gonna mention that to Scout. Since then he's ransacked the place looking for hidden doors or some other trap and finding none he set about making it 'home'. In other words he's barricaded the door, broken the table to set up a rest for his gun in the window and made a cup of coffee. So far so good.*

Re: [Video - Pirvate /U.H]

[needadspnsrhere]

[Of course, what are annoying handsome team mates for?]

I sure fuckin' hope so man, sure fuckin' hope so. ...uh...

[Something strikes him occurring in that little brain of his.]

So...

Where are ya anyway?

Re: [Video - Pirvate /U.H]

[bye_to_yer_head]

Some apartment. Good view of the street.

*He's not just being vague because he doesn't want Scout to find him, he hojestly doesn't really know.*

One place is as good as another.

[Video - Pirvate /U.H]

[needadspnsrhere]

[It's not like Scout was out after sleepovers anyway, 'some apartment' is good enough for him, when he gets bored he'll go from sector to sector looking for apartments until screaming "YO FOUREYES? YOU IN THAT ONE?" gets him shot at.]

Alright pally, don't worry you'll get it fast. ...Just don't get killed too soon, I haven't seen a respawn platform once here.

[Video - Pirvate /U.H]

[bye_to_yer_head]

*You do that and Snipes is gonna shoot that bat right out of your hand.*

There's gotta be a respawn. Yoi were probably too busy admiring yoirself to notice it.

[Video - Pirvate /U.H]

[needadspnsrhere]

[He pushes his lip out in a pouty manner.]

Lookit- One. I know I'm fuckin' gorgeous I don't need t'admire myself. Two? I ain't seen it and I been here for fuckin' months, Pally, months. Why th'fuck'd ya think I ain't been runnin' around here throwin' my beautiful features all over th'fuckin' place? 'cause I ain't gettin' my ass put over in the fryin' pan until I see a respawn. I ain't even seen like, mother fuckin' restocking room thing.

Re: [Video - Pirvate /U.H]

[bye_to_yer_head]

Then where d'ya get bullets from?

*Priorities.*