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2nd Headshot || Meet the Sniper [accidental video]

Sep 03, 2011 23:54

*BLU Sniper has been in Paradise long enough to run out of smokes. He's twitchy and cranky, oh and he has a gun. Currently he's standing on the roof of his apartment shooting at street lamps. Fortunately for the rest of the residents he has the Machina so it's firing tracer bullets. Just follow the glowing blue trails in the sky back to where he's ( Read more... )

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[video] mathdestruction September 4 2011, 21:58:17 UTC

[Just watching for a while. Really. Just watching... At least for a while.]

...Bloody Pike...? What do you need one for?

[video] bye_to_yer_head September 4 2011, 22:05:32 UTC

I don't. Why would I want one?

[video] mathdestruction September 4 2011, 22:08:14 UTC

But you mentioned one. I didn't understand what you meant afterwards, however. Still. If you need a bloody pike that badly, maybe there is a way to find one.

[video] bye_to_yer_head September 4 2011, 22:09:06 UTC

I ...

No it's jus' a saying. Nevermind. What I need is smokes. If yoi know where t' find those.

[video] mathdestruction September 4 2011, 22:11:57 UTC

Smokes?

[He'll just look confused again now. What sort of item is that supposed to be?]

Are these... Being dropped somewhere?

[video] bye_to_yer_head September 4 2011, 22:14:18 UTC

... Dropped?

*He's starting to feel like they may not be speaking the same language.*

Cigarettes mate. Yoi know.. smokes.

[video] mathdestruction September 5 2011, 06:02:32 UTC

A cigarette is what you seek?

[Pause. Yes. They're definitely speaking different languages here.]

Is there an orc village nearby? Maybe I can find you one.

[Cigarette - Lower Headgear: Dropped by Orc Warrior - o.o3% - He is totally convinced of having gotten that right.]

I can't tell you how beautiful this is. bye_to_yer_head September 5 2011, 06:31:19 UTC

An orc village?

I don't know what that is or how it would help.

*He wishes he had one left so he could at least show him what it looks like.*

Hat Fortress meets Ragnahät Online~ mathdestruction September 5 2011, 06:39:56 UTC

It is a village where Orcs live, of course. You can find Orc Warriors there. And those drop what you are looking for! It is simple.

[Oh, an easy quest.]

I can do that without even having to look for a Priest first!

[And he laughs.]

Maybe on one of the fields outside the city. Orcs usually hide in the woods after all. I will take a look for you~

bye_to_yer_head September 5 2011, 06:51:11 UTC

I don't even know what Orc's are. That some sort of sports team?

What's a priest have t' do with any of this?

mathdestruction September 5 2011, 07:03:41 UTC

You have never seen an Orc?

[And there he goes, staring at you as if you've just sprouted a second head.]

But everyone knows what an Orc is!

bye_to_yer_head September 5 2011, 07:04:41 UTC

Well I don't. What is it?

mathdestruction September 5 2011, 07:38:11 UTC

Monsters, of course. Most of them are earth property, but High Orcs are fire property, so you need to adjust your equipment or spells accordingly to the type you want to hunt.

They are huge. And green. And they smell badly.

bye_to_yer_head September 5 2011, 09:31:37 UTC

What th' bloody hell are yoi even talking about?

Yoi think there's a town full 'f huge, green, smelly things and they'll drop cigarettes if you go there?

mathdestruction September 5 2011, 13:24:56 UTC

No no no. You do not just go there. You also need to kill them!

bye_to_yer_head September 5 2011, 21:36:09 UTC

I shouldn't need t' kill anyone foir cigarettes mate. I should jus' be able t' buy them.

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