✯ Ninth Session ✯ [Voice]

[byakkoyagirl]

Hey everyone, Paprika here. Word around the village is that we got new people coming in here again. Sorry to everyone who got roped into this crazy place - if you don't think it suits your needs that is. This place can be really insane sometimes, but remember: you aren't alone here. We all deal with the same scientists and helping each other out

Comments

[cakeblocked]

[... Yup, this won't be awkward.]

The... third one?

[byakkoyagirl]

Is that really the most unbelievable of them all?

[A lax sigh.]

Yeah, you're right.

[cakeblocked]

I just think you know that if you don't chew or eat your food slowly, you'll get a stomachache. Everyone should know that!

[byakkoyagirl]

Yeah that does sound about right. Pretty simple concept right there. Simple as zipping up a jacket when you get cold!

But, eating contests are super popular back home and they manage to do it without throwing up.

[cakeblocked]

[He makes a slight choking sound at zipping up a jacket. ... Right. Right. He knows that. He just. Yeah.] ... Mmf.

That's just sick. Who would ever want to do that to themselves?

[byakkoyagirl]

A bunch of people do! They hold contests and everything back where I come from and people eat hotdogs even faster than 10 every 5 minutes.

[cakeblocked]

[Excuse him, Paprika, he has to make a face at that.]

Uuugh! Why?!

[byakkoyagirl]

For bragging rights? Also a cash reward and the pride of your country depends on it!

[Food eating contests are very serious.]