Funniest thing today: Baklava salesman telling me how his product can be part of a healthy lifestyle.

p.s. he says he saw it on BBC Breakfast so it must be true

My brother says the key component of baklava is gloopose

Quentin Quire refuses to scan Cyclops - it's like reading 50 Shades of Jean Grey.

ETA: the brother says dry shampoo is shake'n'vac for the hair