except that yes, because today a judge whose name I have forgotten though he is amazing, sent that bitch to jail again AND has ordered that she serve her full 45 day sentence!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I love it and I hate her. She is such a sin, and she belongs in jail ( Read more... )

except that not really because paris hilton was released from prison after staying only three days. the la police claim that she had to be let out for medical reasons and that she will be serving out the rest of her sentence under house arrest in her mansion in WeHo. Except that or course probably she will not and we'll see her in vegas by the end ( Read more... )

so yesterday, the universe gave me the best gift anyone could ask for. yesterday, on my birthday, paris hilton's sorry ass went to jail. its the gift that keeps fuckin giving. i win.